"Wow Maka, you really did great on the whole 'weapon' thing! Loved it!" Takuya Igarashi muttered nervously, smiling.

"We need to chat about a little costume change…"

"Ok, hold on! I have a few ideas for season 5! I think we should focus on making Soul a Death Scythe, maybe even work on a deeper past for Soul and bring in Shaula? I know she's been waiting to be on for a while…"

"Yes, that's fine, but…we've been discussing a little costume change."

"Costume change? This is new from you, we haven't changed a single thing besides the Sanzu Lines the whole series, what you got?" Maka sat in her chair, leaning back and looking around for the costume.

"About that, we-"He was cut off by the loud squeaking of wheels, the costume rack coming in the door. The pigtails were the same, and the coat was still there but…

"Is that…a bikini top?"

"…yes."

Silence. Takuya and Maka had both frozen in silence, Takuya fearing for his life.

"Aw…"

"Now before you freak ou-"

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK NAW." Maka shrieked, sounding perfectly…ghetto. Soul, across the room, sighed. Same reaction when they discussed killing off Crona. He rushed to her side.

"I refuse to be seen in this! Booty shorts? Are those booty shorts? If those are booty shorts, so help me god-"

"Yes, he stole them from our set!" Alois Trancy busted in, waving his fist angrily. Lizzie and Mei-Rin came and pushed him back through the wall he entered through.

"Please don't break the 4th wall Alois, it's really not kind…" Maka continued her rant, hardly noticing the invasion.

"You actually expect me to wear that?! This is…this is…bullpoop." Soul laughed.

"Oh geez, now you've done it! I hear police sirens!"

"Listen Maka, I'm sure you can reason with them…"

"Reason?! They're trying to turn me into Blair! Did Steve the creepy sound guy have anything to do with this…?!"

"No Maka, it's just…you know what?! You're fired! Hah! I said it! I did it! I'm bringing in my backup Maka, Tsugummy Harudorki! I'm turning this show into a piece of 'notice me Senpai' crap! No more you, no more Soul, no more Kid, no more of the amazing show! We're changing the art too! This show is going to be %100 suck from now on!" And then, Maka snapped. Books flew. Soul desperately tried to keep her from Maka-chopping all of Japan. She hit the director, Soul, Black star, Medusa, the costume guy, Steve the creepy sound guy, Squidward the hot dog cart, it was like a Texas Maka-Chop Massacre. The horror. Crona, startled, began yelling something about dealing with brutal massacres and not being a girl.

To be continued…