A spitfire discussion about Jello shots. Cuz we all know that Wally is an idiot. (No alcohol is consumed in this story) Wally x Artemis Romance / Humor / Fluff LONG LIVE SPITFIRE
Hello! Sorry for being inactive. I've been super busy. This was written before Invasion and I'm just getting it up now. Thank you to my awesome beta / friend KTrevo who also got me hooked on Storm Hawks. Seriously go watch it. But read this first! :D
Disclaimer: I own white nectarines but sadly I don't own Young Justice, Storm Hawks or X-Men. Think about it. Wally, Roy, Aerrow (yes its spelled Aerrow) and Gambit…..yeah I like red heads. AERROW IS MINE. Actually he belongs to Piper. Back to this fandom….blame KTrevo.
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Wally and Artemis are watching a movie- ARTEMIS is watching the movie. Wally, ever the idiotic teenage boy, is admiring her stomach/his pillow.
"Artemis?" he mumbles, shifting so he could meet her eyes.
Artemis, still mostly immersed in the film, absently glances down at her boyfriend and raises a slender blonde eyebrow. "Yeah?"
"When we turn 21…" Wally trails off, trying to think of the best way to phrase his next statement.
"Continue."
Deciding on the direct approach, he blurts out, "When we turn 21, I'm totally taking jell-O shots off your stomach." He settles back into his pillow, content in the fact that he hadn't used his speed-speak.
Artemis sighs and pinches her nose. "Baywatch-"
"I'm sorry- but it's just too fine to NOT eat off of."
"Wally-"
"And the alcohol won't really affect me." He continues interrupting her, oblivious as always.
"Kid Flash-"
"And you're so hot." He doesn't see it, but she smiles at the off-hand compliment. All he hears is her sigh and the slightly raised voice as she tries to get his attention for the fourth time.
"FLASH BOY!"
Years of habit compel him to go, "It's Kid Flash- what?"
A thin, scarred hand smacks his head. "You're an idiot."
"We've established that," he says. "A long time ago. So can I?"
She rolls her eyes. "We'll see."
"So is that a yes?" His voice is eager, and she bites back a giggle at the small-boy imitation he's doing unconsciously.
"If you play your cards right these next 4 years then sure. Whatever."
"Well," is his reply. "Deal the cards, beautiful, and you can be my queen of hearts." He knows it's a stupid pick up line, but he can't resist.
"Wallace?"
"Please don't call me that."
"Stop watching X-Men. They're the competitors."
"But Artemis," he says, trying to keep the whine out of his voice, "Gambit's a ninja!"
She gives him an affectionate pat on the head and tells him, "I love my ginger ninja boyfriend."
At this, Wally is satisfied and returns to admiring his girlfriend's stomach, dotting it with the occasional kiss. Artemis sighs contently and goes back to the movie.
She smacks him again. "You made me miss the good part!"
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