Okay kids, this is where it get's complicated.

Well, not reeeeally, just a little. So, my mom get's us Chocolate advent calendars almost every year. The chocolates have a little picture thing on them. SO, I was eating mine on the 8th, and it had a mushroom on it. I was all "What does a mushroom have to do with Christmas? Well, unless it's Doctor who. I have a feeling they'd find a way to have Mushrooms with Christmas." Thus, this was born! Basically, I'm gonna be writing a oneshot everyday after this, ending on the 24th, prompted by my piece of chocolate. And I don't often say that ;D Today I'm doing... 10, to make up for the ones I forgot :) They will span anywhere from 9 to 11, from any companion from Rose to Amy! If I get enough reviews, I might have Jack, Craig, or even Sarah Jane and K9 make an appearance! So without further ado...

The Doctor Who Advent 2011

Dec. 1st, 2011, prompt: A Present with a bow

"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree! Wait, Rose, scratch that, I do NOT, under ANY circumstances, want a pear tree for christmas, no matter what type of bird it is!" 10th Doctor Metacrisis, or, Benjamin Smith, as we'll call him, exclaimed as he sang with the radio. Rose Tyler, now 30 years old, rolled her eyes. He hadn't changed, not once in the 6 years they'd married.

"Okay, I'll make sure to tell Jenny and Jack not to get you one." Laughed Rose. Suddenly, two kids rushed into the room.

"Mummy! Jack took Tweeki and Fershnizzle again!" Exclaimed 5 year old Genevieve 'Jenny' Anne Tyler, running to her mother.

"I did not!" Argued Jenny's twin brother, Jackson 'Jack' John Tyler. "She probably just lost them!"

"Wait, what's a Tweeki and Fershnizzle?" Asked Benjamin, confused.

"Daddy! They're my Shnooks, remember!"

"Right...Jack, where did you put your sister's Shnooks?"

"I didn't take them!" Jack yelled defiantly, crossing his arms.

"Jack?" Benjamin gave him a look.

"Fine. They're in the treehouse." Jack grumbled. Benjamin took the kids outside to get the toys. A few minutes later they were back, Jenny brushing the leaves out of her toys fur.

"Oh! Dad, I forgot, we made this for you in school today!" Jack dug a small red box wrapped with gold ribbon out of his backpack, and gave it to Benjamin. He tore into it like a child on Christmas, to reveal a ashapeless brown lump of...chocolate! "Go on, take a bite!" Urged Jenny. Benjamin bit into the delicious candy...only to spit it back out.

"It's a pear! A chocolate covered pear!" He exclaimed in disgust, while the others laughed.

Okay, so this didn't actually involve The Doctor, but it's still cute right! I'm assuming Rose and Metacrisis got married the same year they were in Pete's World, and that Rose was about 24 then... Anyway, review please!

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