HILO!

So since I was super lazy last week, I didn't update at all.

I still am, do you realize how long it took me to get the computer on? It was so far!*GROAN*

I literally debated whether to log on fanfiction or not! GGGGGRRRRR! WHY AM I SO LAZY?!

Anyways I'm here with my first one-shot! Ever since I finished the HOUSE OF HADES (if you have not read it DO NOT READ THIS)I've grown closer to Nico di Angelo ever since. He's like a brother I will never ever have! *sniff* same with Leo... They're awesome!

NOTE TO SELF: when reading do not take seriously or actually do the stuff written her cause if you do you'll probably die cause you upset the cast…

This was inspired by something I read on deviantart, it was so funny I used some of that in this here fanfiction. Deviantation by Mew-Sempai.

(or something like that.)

*changes into announcer's voice* this is about ten ways to annoy the Percy Jackson cast!

Ten ways to annoy, Nico Di Angelo.

1. Poke him non-stop.

2. Hug him.

3. Make any physical contact with him.

4. Make him confess his horrible secret about Percy.

5. Make him sit beside Percy for two hours.

6. Ask him if he likes Pokémon.

7. him if he has anger issues

8. Shoot him with a nerf gun when he's not looking, then blame it on Percy

9. Ask him if he like Juniper

10. When he summons the dead run screaming: IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!

Ten ways to annoy, Percy Jackson.

1. Call him seaweed brain

2. Call him fish boy

3. Give him water dyed blue and claim it blue cool-aid

4. Take a picture of him kissing Annabeth, then show everyone

5. Randomly slap him in the head for no good reason

6. Whenever he fights a monster sing the Indian Jones theme song

7. Sing the most annoying song to him for an hour

8. When he gets you for number 4 get the same nerf gun that you shot Nico with then shoot him in the fore head and yell: IT'S A PERCYCORN!

9. Hit him with the nerf gun then blame it on Nico

10. Tell him Justin beiber's a son of Poseidon

One way to annoy Annabeth Chase.

1. Put a spider in the same area as her.

WHERE EVER SHE GOES.

(will be a bonus if you're a Hades kid, you can stalk her on quests.)

ten ways to annoy Thalia Grace.

1. Call her pinecone face

2. keep mentioning how Jason and her look nothing a-like

3. Waste all her arrows and brake her bow

5. Make her hug Nico

6. make her hug Conner & Travis

7. Make her hug any dude you see

8. When her face gets red from anger, shout: SHE'S BLUSHING!

9. When she raises her Fist to punch you, fist bump her then run away

10. Pwn her during capture the flag

Ten Ways to annoy Zoe Nightshade: (when she was alive)

1. Using a posh voice, use thee, thy and thou in all f your sentences

2. break her bow and waste her arrows

3. talk about how cool Hercules is

4. Lock her in a room with the most annoying kid you can find

5. when she shows off during archery, kick the bow out of her hands

6. say she'll be forever alone

7. Follow her around with a nerf gun

8. ask her how old she is

9. mention Atlas along with Hercules

10. ask her if the Hesperides had a special dance, if yes make her do it.

FINISHED!

Hoped you liked it!

I love that nerf gun! XD

Peace Out!

~C.P.