Now for Something Totally Different
I do not own any Justice League characters eating the flesh off of super villains. If I did, then Hannibal Lecter would sue me. In other words, enjoy it and read… if you dare!
"Have you ever eaten human flesh before?" Dinah asked, as she and the JLA girls were in the lounge room.
"Dinah, don't be disgusting! Why on God's green earth would you even ask?!" Vicki replied, repulsed by her sister's bizarre imagination.
"I'm just saying. According to my biology book, it says the human flesh is twice more edible than the regular basic foods. The heart is the real juicy piece." Dinah commented, licking her lips hungrily.
"Ok… that's creepy. How about we discuss something less gruesome, like how we're going to catch Joker after breaking out of Arkham again?" Lois commented only to groan as Dinah held up two knives and with an apron that said 'I'm a Humanitarian'.
"Dinah, have you gone nuts? We do NOT eat criminals!" Helena ranted before Dinah shoved a spoonful of brain tissue into her mouth. Helena chewed it a bit and then… she enjoyed it.
"please tell me you spat that out." Mera gasped, feeling queasy. Helena belched then patted her belly. "I quite enjoyed that little nibble." Helena commented before her and the girls headed for Gotham in search of their adversary… or their next meal.
Later…
"OK girls, we caught him, now what do we do?" Lois asked as Joker was tied to a lamppost, beaten and bloody after Dinah crazily thrashed him with a sledgehammer and dropped an anvil on Harley Quinn's head.
"I say we eat him now." Talia replied, her stomach rumbling. Vicki and Lois' chests growled too. And just as the Clown Prince of Crime stirred, he gasped to see all the JLA girls staring at him with a sadistic smile.
"We've been waiting a LONG time for this…" Vicki purred as she chomped down on Joker's chest cavity and pulled out his beating heart before swallowing it whole.
"Tasted like chicken." Vicki commented, belching before the girls feasted on Joker's corpse. "Save some for Mommy, girls." Hippolyta reminded, Dinah giving her a thumbs up as she swallowed Joker's liver.
Later…
"what in the heck?" Batman gasped, as Dinah entered the room with blood stains on her mouth as she was chewing on what looked like a leg bone.
"Hey Bats. Sorry I was late, I, uh…" Dinah started before belching loudly. "… I had a tiny bit of your pal Hugo Strange for dinner tonight." Dinah finished, spitting out a pair of tinted eyeglasses and what looked like a black goatee.
"Dinah… you're, you're… a CANNIBAL?" Batman shrieked in horror, defending himself as Dinah licked his armored junk.
"Take it easy, silly. I'm not going to eat you. Oh and Deathstroke? Well…" Dinah started before an enormous belching noise rumbled throughout the Watchtower.
There, standing on top of spaghetti tables where she lost her meatball was Hippolyta, munching on what remained of Deathstroke
"what, cant a girl eat?" Hippolyta asked