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A Saiyan Princes worst nightmare.......
Rated R for violence
and language
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*Disclaimer: I don't
own shit, neither DBZ or the Care Bears. They are the property of FUNimation
and some other company. All rights belong to them, not me. I just own this
incredibly fucked story*
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"No I will NOT woman!" Vegeta yelled at his wife. Bulma had been trying to make him take Trunks and Bra out for a walk in the park for the last hour. So far, he'd been doing a good job of refusing, but it was obvious the Saiyan Prince was close to relenting. "Look, they are not just my kids, they are yours too and if I say your taking them for a walk then your DOING IT!!" Bulma yelled, making the windows rattle. Vegetas eye twitched for a moment, then he finally sighed and relented. "Get in the car brats" he ordered. With one last lethal look at his wife, he stormed out after the kids.
**Meanwhile, in a place far above the clouds, in the Kingdom of Care-A-Lot.........
"Tenderheart, the Caring Meters going crazy!" Grumpy Bear yelled. The Care Bears all gathered around the heart-shaped meter and watched as the dial went batshit, spinning in full 360's. "Oh dear! Whatevers causing it must be really bad!" Friendship Bear said with fear in her voice. As they watched, the Caring Meter suddenly shot sparks of electricity then began humming. "Run for it! Its gonna blow!" Harmony Bear yelled. The Care Bears srambled for cover, bearly making it as the Caring Meter gave off a bright flash of light before exploding into a million pieces. The Care Bears ducked as pieces of the meter acted as shrapnel, pelting the castle, cloud cars, and PlayfulHeart Monkey who just happened to walk his ass outside at that moment.
The Bears ran to make sure PlayfulHeart was ok. After he had recovered, the others talked for a moment about the cause, then TenderHeart declared that a team of Care Bears needed to go down to investigate. "Ok, BrightHeart Raccoon, BraveHeart Lion, Sunshine Bear and Cheer Bear will go down and see whats the problem. Let us know if its something big" TenderHeart said. "You can count on us!" all four of them said with big-ass enthusiasm. They hopped in the cloud car and headed for where TenderHeart told them the source of the trouble was, a building in West City called Capsule Corp.
**And now lets see what Vegeta is up to....
"Whee!!!!" Bra yelled as Trunks pushed her on the swing. Vegeta sat on a nearby bench, nursing his poor aching head. 'How the hell did that baka wife of mine ever talk me into this?' he wondered. He looked around, the children playing, parents running around with video cameras, the laughing, shouting, screeching and noisemaking..it was enough to make the Prince shit his pants for the next 1,000 years. He laid his head in his hands, wishing he could just go SSJ and blast the entire park to oblivion. However, there would be a few consequences to this, namely the death of his children and a shit-load of police attention. Apparently city parks suddenly vaporizing for no apparent reason is uncommon on this planet.
Unbeknown to Vegeta, a larger, 5th grade boy approached the swing Bra was using. "Hey! Thats MY swing! You get out!" the bully yelled. He grabbed Bra by the back of her shirt as she was swinging back his way, causing her to fall back first onto the ground. The kid started laughing as Bra fell into the dirt, but stopped as soon as the little girl got up with a grin on her face. "Thats no way to bully people, let me show you" she said. Before the kid could move, Bra punched the little brat in the stomach, sending the kid back crashing into the shoe lockers 20 feet away. Vegeta looked up from hearing the noise just in time to see the kid stick his head up from the wreckage of the lockers, then pass out. "Somehow, I don't even want to know" he muttered. Trunks and Bra immediently got up and strolled to the other side of the park, whistling innocently all the while. With a sigh, Vegeta got up to follow, hoping to Kami they would be ready to go home soon.
**Back at Capsule Corp...
Without a sound, the cloud car landed neatly beside the Capsule Corp. building. The Care Bears filed out and looked around. "Wow, sure is huge!" said Cheer Bear. The other 3 nodded in agreement and proceded to the front door. BraveHeart Lion knocked on the door, which was answered by a butler.
"Yes? May I...help..you?" he asked, taken aback by the sight of 2 bears, a raccoon, and a lion, neither of which came any taller than his beltline. "We would like to see the owner of Capsule Corporation please sir!" Harmony Bear said smiling. "Um..yes...just a moment" the butler stammered before retreating. The Care Bears waited a good 10 minutes, after which Bulma came to the door.
"Hey I know you! Your the Care Bears!" she said with child-like glee. "Thats right. We're here because there is some disturbance on Earth, and its coming from this place" BrightHeart Raccoon said. Bulma looked puzzled for a moment then grinned, "Oh that would be my husband. Hes not the nicest of guys and he has a real temper problem". She ran back inside and came out a minute later with a piece of paper, upon which was drawn instructions for getting to the park that Vegeta had taken the kids too.
"This is how to get to where he is. This is what he looks like" she said, showing them a picture of Vegeta. "Well, he looks like he might have a problem sharing his feelings" Sunshine Bear said. "Oh he does, a BIG problem." Bulma said giggling. She could hardly believe it. The Care Bears had gotten a distress signal from Earth, all because of Vegeta! This was too good to be true. She watched them get back in the cloud car and leave, barely able to contain her laughter. 'Oh this is too perfect! Vegeta meeting the Care Bears. This is one day I won't forget for a longgg time to come!' she thought with a smile as she walked back towards her office.
**Back at the park...
"Comeon dad! Its fun, try it!" Trunks called. Him and Bra were feeding the pigeons some bread chunks which they just HAD to bring along to feed the damn birds with. Vegeta sat on the grass under a tree, scowling. "What a day this is. First my baka woman makes me take the brats to the park, then Bra throws up everywhere from the Merry-Go-Round, then Trunks breaks the Monkey Bars, and now they want me to feed the baka birds! Can nothing relieve the pressure of this day!?" he asks. He looks at the pigeons and suddenly a smirk comes across his face. Raising one finger, he fires a Ki blast at the bird, grazing its tail feathers and scorching his backend. Vegeta can't help but laugh as the bird flies off with a trail of smoke behind it.
"You shouldn't do that, its not nice" a voice says behind him. Vegeta turned around and for just one fleeting moment, for the first time in his life, he was shocked, amazed, confused, and lost for words all at the same time. Standing behind him were the 4 Care Bears, each of them with a smile on their faces.
"What...the..fuck..are...you..?" he asked, stuttering the words out. "WE'RE THE CARE BEARS!!" they all shouted as they jumped in the air. Vegeta scrambled back, holding his ears. "Trunks! Bra! What ARE these creatures!?" he yelled. Trunks and Bra looked up and noticed the group. "Oh, those are the Care Bears dad!" Trunks yelled. "And what in hells name are they doing here!?" he demanded. "Well daddy, the Care Bears come to spread love and joy in the world. I guess they think you need some" Bra said, barely able to contain her giggles.
Vegeta looked at the for a moment. He sensed that the COMBINED total of all the power levels of the bears wasen't even close to Bras. 'Hmm..they are not here to take over thats for sure' he thought. "Well, what the hell do you want?" he scowled at the bears. The Care Bears looked at each other, then Cheer Bear stepped forward. "You seem to have a lot of anger sir, maybe you'd like to share your feelings with us?" she asked nervously. Vegeta just stared..then smirked widely, "Ok bear, I'll share with you." he said. "Really?!" Cheer Bear looked excited. "Sure. I'll share my favorite method of Ki blasting!" he yelled. Energy exploded on his right hand and he aimed it squarely for Cheer Bears little body.
"Look out!" BraveHeart yelled. The Bears hit the deck as the blast fired, blowing the tree Cheer Bear was standing in front of to toothpick-sized bits. "CareBears Stare!" Sunshine Bear yelled. The Care Bears stood and fired their stare blasts at Vegeta. All 4 of them hit dead-on, making a flash of light mixed with images of light bulbs, hearts, and other shit. Vegeta gasped, 'They can use Ki?!' he thought. But then he realized, these blasts don't hurt. "Hahah!! What a waste of energy! Now I'll show you how to-.." he suddenly stopped in mid-sentence. Images of hugs, laughing, hearts, flowers, and sharing suddenly filled his head.
"What the...what is this?!" he said in shock. Images, of him hugging Bulma, kissing his kids goodnight, sharing the couch with Krillen, sharing his food with Yamcha..it was almost a nervous breakdown for the Prince. Vegeta slowly stopped resisting the energy beams of the bears and before long, his scowl had slipped into a dreamy smile as little hearts danced in his eyes. Trunks and Bra just stared wide-eyed at their dad. Not knowing what to do, they settled down on the grass and watched as their once-powerful warrior father was reduced to a lovey-dovey idiot.
More images filled Vegeta head, each one full of love and peace. With each passing minute, the smile on Vegeta face grew wider and wider and you could almost see little hearts appear in his eyes. The bears looked at each other. "Its working! Keep it up!" BrightHeart Raccoon said. The Care Bears poured on the staring, and before their eyes the mean mean known as Vegeta was changing into a loving, caring person. Yes..it almost worked....ALMOST. Everything was going great until that last image popped into Vegetas head.
It was an image, of him and Goku in a big hug, smiling at each other. That did it. Vegetas Saiyan rage began to boil, and then it climbed higher, and higher. The Care Bears looked at each other with a very worried expression on their faces, then they concentrated even harder on their stare beams. But it was no use. Vegetas anger flared higher and higher, his battle aura exploded around him, causing the beams to deflect and fly off in random directions. The bears all fell back from the recoil of his power and stared in fright.
"I WILL NOT SHARE WITH KAKAROTT!!!!!!" he screamed to the Heavens. His hair turned gold, his eyes turned green, and the aura around him exploded gold, surrounding him in Super Saiyan power. The grass he was standing on uprooted and flew wildly along with the dirt. The water of the lake near them was pushed back, causing the first 4 feet of the lake to become land again as the water was held back by his immense power. The bears went from being frightened to being scared shitless. Then the raging Vegeta lowered his head, fixed his gaze upon them, and raised his right hand palm out.
"And
now, you die." he said with a smirk.
To
be continued............