Another fine Sly Cooper story that takes place after the other Sly stories written here this time I,m planning on a parody story that is not a P.O.V. story ,enjoy and try to guess which parody it is


It all starts out one night in Paris France, as we stare at it in a bird's-eye view from the Eiffel tower, all the way to the arch de triumph ,and finally all the way down to a café, where we now go a normal persons eye view, and that's where our story begins.

There we see Sly ,Bentley, and Murray in disguise of course leaning against one of the walls of an alley way, just minding their own business ,then suddenly after getting up off the ground ,Sly then signals his friends to follow, as they start to snap their fingers to the rhythm of their feet ,while they walk out of the alleyway.

As they walk and snap, the next few people to join in while doing so, where Guru ,Penelope, Dimitri, and the Panda King all following the same rhythm, when suddenly Bentley while in rhythm asks "Sly how come we are doing this ,it feels so cliché, I mean its like something kids would do?" only for Sly to reply "because it's fun of course."

This brought Bentley and Penelope to a halt, as Penelope complained "wait a minute are you telling me, that I let Carmelita babysit our little Patricia, just so we can do this ,because you say its fun?, I don't even know you anymore" ,"there has to be a reason why we're doing this, other than what you just said" Bentley added, while giving a glare to Sly ,who was still snapping his fingers as were the rest.

"Well your right on that Bentley, there is another reason were doing this" Sly says still snapping his fingers, not knowing that somehow Murray got ahead and in front of Sly's way ,stopping him on his tracks saying "then spill it ,why are we doing this?"

Sly who was still calm stopped what he was doing ,and explains " the reason were doing this you see ,is because a certain singer I know named Fiance Nightingale ,whose coming here from California to do her latest hit here in Paris ,has a very special treasure I've been eyeing on,and I plan on claiming it as a present for a very certain lovely Carmelita Cooper for her birthday."

"That still didn't explain why we where snapping our fingers to a beat like musical gangsters" Bentley answers to Sly,as he fantasizes about Carmelita's surprise on her gift ,until Bentley snaps him out of it saying "Sly I'm speaking to you ,SLY are you going to tell us what is with the finger snapping or not?", only for Sly to reply back "fine Jeez mom ,the only reason were doing this is so we wont be discovered" ,only for Penelope to ask "by who?"

Only for someone completely different to pop out of nowhere ,and reply "take a good guess sweetie ,and if your planning on blending in with the crowd ,it aint working cause me and my boys have already got a sight of you", only to show himself as a brown cat with yellow eyes, and stripes on each side of his face , he was wearing a black and white striped shirt , purple jeans and on his head he wore a black Barret ,as he added in "and I bet you where planning on stealing this too ,werent ya Cooper?" as he held up a silver necklace ,with a very large round sapphire in between.

Surprised by this Sly says to the young cat "that's Fiance's necklace ,but how, I mean how did you even get to her?" only for the cat guy to reply "my guy Moon has connections to some people who know her well, now I have her necklace ,and you don't so take that" this made Sly mad with rage on the inside, seeing the smirk on the cat persons smug face.

Bentley who somehow felt Sly preparing to lose his temper somehow ,holds him back saying "don't let him get to you Sly ,besides the necklace isn't worth it ,I mean the jewel could be fake for all we care", Murray then backs him up along with the other guys, saying " yeah I mean we could just rob a look-alike from the antique store, I mean whats the difference right?"

However right when the Cooper gang started to walk away, the jerk cat pushed Sly too far, when he said"yeah that's right walk away Cooper, why don't you go home to your parents while you're at it ,oh that's right you had no parents growing up huh Cooper" laughing at the grey raccoons face ,while taunting him ,and that's when Sly began to snap and say "you shut up about my parents you spineless body licker ,I'm gonna tear you inside out!" charging himself at the cat guy ,as he starts to tear out his fur and pull his ears clear off his shoulders .

And as Sly did so, the cat person then calls out "Gargons hey Gargons help me out here!" ,only for a few guys from out of nowhere to come in and break up the fight, along with the Cooper gang ,and after a minute or two, they finally manage to break up the two, and go their separate ways, but not before hearing these last few words from the cat, saying "you may have won this round Cooper ,but be warned no one messes with Tony Gargon of the Gargon gang, you'll see when we meet again you wont be so lucky" ,before they where completely apart from each other.


We now move to the home of Sly Cooper and his family, where we find Sly beat up very badly as he and his gang arrive ,only for Bentley to worry saying "well Sly were here ,but what do we tell Carmelita about her gift ,and about the condition you're in?", only for Sly to reply calmly"well the gift is not a problem" as he pulls out the necklace.

"Whoa Sly that's righteous ,but how did you?" Murray asked surprised as the rest ,only for Sly to reply " I swiped it from Tony while we were fighting" ,only for the gang to be impressed, as Penelope replied" wow Sly awesome you always manage to outsmart other thieves ,but how do you expect to explain to Carmelita about your wounds?"

"Yeah Sly how are you going to explain about those wounds you got" said a voice from behind, which happened to be his mother Kathy Cooper standing out the door with a stern look on her face ,and the only reply Sly could give his mother was "oh hi mom heh ,you like the present I got Carmelita?" hoping it would work but didnt.

and here is chapter 1 I hope you all enjoyed it and hope this story appeals to the fans of this particular parody aand if you enjoy it please review and remember no flames or bad comments please