Disclaimer: I do not own pokemon and none of its characters. They are all copyrighted by Nintendo and bla, bla, bla; you all know the rest. (I hope you do!)

I always felt like writing a pokemon fanfic. It's just that I am too lazy, but now that Ruby and Sapphire are out I got motivated. The main character is I, just a little different. In this fic I can talk to girls easily and I am not shy, like in real life. Now the good stuff:

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"TRIMMMTRIMM" sounded the alarm clock and Felipe jumped off his bed onto the ground and kicked the alarm clock.

"Finally, its today! I'll finally start my damn journey!" Excitedly Felipe puts on his jeans and plain blue shirt.

"Mom! I'm, going to professor Oak's to get my pokemon!" Screamed Felipe to his mom "Ok dear!" She screamed back.

On his way Felipe kept thinking about what was going to happen. He finally was going to get a pokemon license; his dream was about to begin. He is normal 16 year old, wears glasses and has a pretty decent body, though his clothes hide most of it. He is getting his license and his first pokemon but couldn't get a license when he was 10 like most kids.

Felipe knocked on professor Oaks's door and man answered. He had gray hair, was wearing a lab coat and seemed to be in his 40's. "Ah, so are finally here!", said professor Oak, "come with me."

Felipe and the professor got in a small room with a round table on the middle.

"Well, here we are, you have 3 pokemon to choose from, bulbasaur, charmander and squirtle. Which one will it be?"

"Ummm, since grass types are my favorite type and bulbasaur is my favorite pokemon, I choose bulbasaur!"

"Good choice, now here, takes these pokeballs, and this pokedex."

"Thanks professor, now I want to see bulbasaur! Bulbasaur, come out!" Felipe throws the pokeball and after a bright flash of light a greenish pokemon appears. It has a big bulb on its back and has black spots all over his body. "Hi bulbasaur! I'm your trainer, Felipe!" said Felipe

"Bulba!" answered bulbasaur.

"Well, I see you two are getting along well. But now its time for you to decide where to go. There's Kanto, Johto and Hoenn. Since you're not rich and can't pay for the ferry's ticket, then you can't go to Hoenn."

"Thanks for pointing that out professor!" said Felipe sarcastically. "Well, I'll stick to the original path, I'll go through Kanto."

"I better go now professor, bulbasaur return!" Felipe pointed the pokeball at bulbasaur, but it refused to get in the pokeball. "What's the matter bulbasaur?" asked Felipe.

"Saur!"

"Some pokemon dislike being inside a pokeball," explained the professor "and bulbasaur is one of them. Umm, this is the second time this happened. First it was with Ash and pikachu, now you."

"Ash and pikachu? Who are they?"

"Oh, Ash is a trainer that got his pikachu a few moths ago, and it refused to get in its pokeball, just like your bulbasaur"

"Maybe someday I'll meet him, and kick his ass!"

"Well, good luck to you and your bulbasaur Felipe"

"Thanks professor, I better go home now and say bye to my mom. See ya later! Come on bulbasaur!" As Felipe was walking through the door another person was walking in. "Hey, you here to get your first pokemon?"

"That's none of your business." answered back the kid with an angry tone of voice. The kid looked like he was around 15, almost as old a Felipe. But he was short and blond.

"Whatever." said Felipe. Then Professor Oak came in.

"Ah, Scott, a little late huh?"

"Yeah, I overslept."

"Come this way, I am sorry but there are only 2 pokemon left. Felipe got here first so..."

"As long as he didn't take my charmander, or I am going to kick his ass!" said Scott while facing Felipe

"Oh yeah, then get your precious charmander and come outside so I will kick your ass! Come on punk!"

"Now, now boys. There is no need to fight, why don't you settle this in a pokemon battle. It will be the first one for both of you."

The 2 boys stepped outside with the professor, right behind his lab.

"This will be a 1 on 1 match, since you two only have one pokemon each....start!"

"Charmander, flamethrower!" charmander looked back at Scott puzzled.

"Charmander is not experienced enough, it doesn't know flamethrower yet." explained the professor.

"Now's our chance bulbasaur! Growl!" bulbasaur let out a roaring growl, which scared charmander.

"Now tackle it!" ordered Felipe. Bulbasaur charged charmander and tackled it. Charmander flew a few feet but then got up.

"Tackle again!"

"Scratch!" screamed Scott. As soon a bulbasaur was about to hit charmander, it scratched bulbasaur's face, making it close its eyes in pain. But bulbasaur still had the momentum from the tackle attack and it hit charmander, making it faint.

"Charmander is unable to battle, bulbasaur is the winner! Wow, I feel like a referee!" said the professor.

"We won, we won!" Felipe screamed happily.

"You got lucky, I'll get you next time!" said Scott as he walked inside professor Oak's lab with his fainted charmander.

"Keep dreaming shorty!"

"Well, Felipe, I have to go inside and help Scott. Good luck on your journey."

"Thanks professor, I better go home now. Let's go bulbasaur."

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"Bulbasaur..."

"bulba?"

"Thanks for winning that battle."

"Saur!"

"Yeah, we kicked their ass good, didn't we?"

"Saur!" Bulbasaur sounded happy.

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"Mom, I'm home!"

"Hi son! Oh, is that your pokemon, its so cute!" she bend over on petted bulbasaur on his head.

"Buba."

"I got everything ready for you; it's all in this backpack."

"Let's see.... clothes, soap, more clothes, underwear, food, some money, 3 BOXES OF CONDOMS?!?!?"

"You're a grown boy now Felipe. It's better to be safe than sorry!"

"Mom, you think I'm some kind of pervert? I am, but not that much! Don't worry, I will be fine!"

"Call as much as you can, dear!"

"Okay mom, bye!"

"Bulba!"