So dis is da frst stori i'v hever ritten. ibe spent six wiiks on dis capter. I hop u lick it.
My name is Gemini Hera Carina Aphrodite Morningstar-Valentine-Ravenwing. i am prefect and i am luvd bi evry1 becase i am so butiful and talented. i am gud at everyting i set my mind too. i no how 2 play the pino, gitar, drums, base, violin, and evry other musickal instramint, and every1 tells me i am the best singer they ever herd. i have long blond hare with purple strikes and red types, and my eyes are sliver with red fleks.
"Hey Gemini." sad a boys voice frum behind me.
"Who r u? u lok like a stoopid losser."
"i'm ur boyfriend, Tony." 'i had a boifrend named Tony?' i askd myself. it was posible, i mean, i half like 20 boifryends. "we've ben dateing 4 a HOLE week!1111" Tony sad, and sudenlee i remembered ho he was.
"Oh! i'm bracking up wit yew."
"But how culd u? I tink i luv yuu!11" Toonie says.
He pull owt thise ros frum hs bak n givs me it. I tack tha ros and tos it to the durt and grinde it up wit my designa buuts mah mom bot me. They are shinny blac plether, caus it's meen to keel rill aminals. I'm nut meen at all. The heel is rully spiky, n good for kikin boys whu wunt to rap me cuz i won't do it wit them.
"I dun't want to be wit yuu! I tink you are to clingee!" I sed.
"But i have nut hade the curage to tak 2 yuu yet." Tony cride.
"Exzackly. yuu say yu luv me, but yu dunt evn tlk 2 me." I sed.
"Pah-lease?" He sed, and tride to huld my han.
I kik him right en tha you-now-wat n he strt to crim rill hurd. i turn, and ram awy withat lockin beck.
i laffd at Toni wile runig, and wet 2 the park. at da prk, i swng on swigs nd maid ut wit coot bois. tats wen i saw my frends Sadie Butter and Byrdette Dever. Sadie Butter ws mi bst frnd. Nither of us rilly lickd Byrdette. Sadi was half blak and have wit, an was almst as amasin as mi. Byrdette was blond wit griin ayes. we lick 2 pritnd we lic her. butt wii dot.
"Hey Gurl!" said sade, and I smild at hr.
"Hai Hore." i replid and the tree of os laffed.
"Wht're u doin?" Bridette askd.
"I kiked Tooni Dogloss in the u-no-what. He cryed alot. It ws funni." Sadie and Brydet laughed too.
Broidet and Syde wunt to gu n singt att a care-e-okey so i gu wit em evn thu i no i will b da best singar. i sunged my fivrite s0ng mulk shacks. i shack mah bobies ass i signed. all the bois assed for mu numba att tha sum tim. i giv it to all dem, evn da feo ones. (feo meens ugli in spangish, cuz imma smattie pants.)
"OOoo mah gush," syd sid. "I wush i wuzyou."
"to bead you note." I sed.
Then syd stted to crim reely hades and i pet hr berck, whil Bridate poot un Saras's lubestick. Sara gut mud an stat to poonch eveyone and i told her to fuk off. Broidet n i lock har up and throw her in dad back u mah truk and driv beck to east high.
Est hi is hum of da wildcats. i sah mi utter frend sharpay. 'Hai! Sharpie!" Sharpa locked at mi and smelled. 'OMG! Gemini! Hoe r u gurl?"
"I'm finn! You luking sexxii 2day!" i xplaned
"Tank shoo Gemmi. You lookin lmust as gud as i!" she sed. I just laffed bcuz evry1 nose eyem moar pretty than her. I saw Troy Bolton, and i ram up 2 him and kised him. (Dis is b4 dat skank Vanessa Hudgens cam along) Hi wash 1 of my boifrends, and we were totaly in luv.
"Gemima! Hey bay-bee." I luked at shrapaa and sat jelaousy in hr is. "whar are you doin ader skool?" I uked arund 4 a sec and remeememememebered dat i had a dat wit anutter boifrnd, chad.
"yea. my frend cynthia and i r goind shuppin" 'oh' him sad and i saw sadniss fliker cros his is.
Piiple in da HP cast will apper suun too! Plz leave a revow.
Kess kess. Luv, Kat