AN: Hey guys, since school has been so busy, I decided to start a drabble series. It makes sense though, considering I can never seem to continue a story that I have start. So now all my long stories will be at least half finished before the first chapter will be posted, school tends to make me forget about the updates. This series will mainly be about Fem!Ed, like it says in the summary. A lot of it will be royed, but mind you that most of these won't be connected or in the right order. Some might be different pairings with Fem!Ed, such as Ling x Ed, so on, so forth. But for a surprise, some of the pairings will be labeled as crossovers. I have many ideas in store; hope you like 'em!

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, sadly. If I did, there would be a lot of mushy gushiness, and Ed would be a chick.

Setting: Roy Mustang's office

Drabble pairing: Roy x Fem!Ed

Title: Sweet Teasing

"Knock it off Fullmetal, I am trying to work."

"Since when do you even bother looking at those papers when not at gun point?"

Edlyn was bored out of her mind, sitting on Roy's desk beside him while he 'worked', every now and then nudging his leg with her foot. She was hunched over with her elbows on her knees, holding up her head in a way that bunched up her cheeks. When she wasn't nudging the poor Colonel, she was swinging her legs, making dull thuds when they hit the drawers of the desk.

"The only reason I am not on gun point is because you are in here." huffed the annoyed raven haired man. The girl's hair was getting in the way, she was sat at an angle just right to watch what he was doing, her hair draping around her face. Their faces were close, though he doubted she knew just how close. When he look at her face though, and saw that she was getting heavy eyelids, he gained an evil glint to his eyes.

They had been 'going out' for about two weeks now, much to the knowledge of his team since Mustang tried to embarrass the girl whenever he could. And every time, her face would go beat red, so much so that he swore he saw steam come out of her ears. He couldn't help it though. He would never say this aloud, god knows how much Maes would gush, but he thought it was simply adorable when Ed blushed.

So when Ed looked like she was about to fall asleep, he acted out his plan. There was sudden movement, a squeak, the rustle of fabric, and then everything was silent besides the heavy breathing of the startled young alchemist. She found herself sitting on her superior's lap, his arms around her as he continued his paperwork, locking her in place.

"What the hell?!" she yelled out after the shocked silence was over. "Let me go Colonel Bastard!" she said, starting to struggle.

"Just shut up and take a nap, Fullmetal." Mustang was happy when he saw the red face out of the corner of his eye, even happier still when she started pouting. He gave her a soft smile that made her heart melt –god forbid she admit it though, no way in hell-, and gave her a small kiss on her forehead.

She gave up with a sigh, turning her body side ways to his, using his chest as a pillow, snuggling into the shirt that smelled like the man wearing it, the scent that had no name and was all his alone. His smile stayed in place as he rested his chin on the top of her head and continued scribbling his name.

A few hours later had Hawkeye coming in with another arm full of paperwork, ready to scold him about not getting the first batch done like always, but the words died on her tongue. The first thing she noticed was that the done side of the desk was full, the other side empty. The next thing was Ed in the Colonels lap, the blonde curled up in a ball while Roy had her wrapped in his arms in a protective manner, they both fast asleep.

"Hughes, get your camera."

Thanks for reading everyone! Drabble ideas are welcome, in fact, they are most likely needed, since I will run out soon! Sorry for this one being so short, but it is because I should be asleep.

~Love,

Your hopeless author