"Where is it James," Lily Potter demanded. She held her hand out expectantly and began tapping her foot. Her emerald eyes were narrowed and excitement and rage emitted from them.
James's eyes widened and he rubbed the back if his head sheepishly, closing his eyes. "Now Lily don't get mad at me but… Well… I kind of ate it…"
Lily's jaw dropped and her eyes narrowed even more. Her fists balled up and she reached for her wand. "James Potter! You ate my chocolate? How dare you!"
"Lily! Wait no-" James could speak no longer. His mouth was shut tightly and his pregnant wide was standing in front of him. He could've sworn he saw flames erupting all around her.
"Do we have anymore," Lily asked, he voice squeaky. She was trying to contain her rage- she had been craving chocolate all day and that git had the nerve to eat it!
James nodded quickly and pointed toward the bedroom. Lily's eyes lit up; there on the bed table was a chocolate bar half eaten.
"You're a lucky one Potter," Lily said grinning. She took off for the room, barely containing her excitement.
She climbed on the bed and sat cross legged on the bed munching on the chocolate. It filled all of her pregnancy cravings.
James watched her frighteningly from the living room. His eyes were wide and he couldn't be open his mouth to speak. Although he wasn't sure he wanted to, she might try to eat him next.
His wife was insane; James wasn't sure how much more of this he could take.
Well no song quote for this one- there isn't one that truly fit Lily's insanity.
Well it's not even two pages but I hope you found it humorous. I think it'd be funny seeing Lily with pregnancy cravings.
Poor James…
Disclaimer: Jo Rowling owns everything in this story.