"Ah, Mr Customer, you fall in spring of drowned disclaimer."
"This story is the property of the writer, but the characters, places, etc, etc, are the properties of Rumiko Takahashi and whatever large corporations are currently making money out of them."
"Three days ago, disclaimer fell in pool when fic-author was looking the other way. Very tragic story."
Spring of Drowned Spam fic
"Er... sir WANTS to fall in one of cursed springs?"
"Yes, that's right."
"Sir... does know that when fall in spring, sir change into shape of whatever last drowned in there?"
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Uh... sir wanting particular spring?"
"Yes! I need you to help me find... heh heh... well, I heard about this guy, Ranma, right, and he had all these girls after him because he looked so good, and they say that recently he drowned here. I wanna look like him, get beautiful girls!"
"Yes sir, is quite popular story, but-"
"Is that the spring over there?"
"YES sir, but please sir, before you-"
~*SPLASH*~
A long pause.
"...why do I still look like m-... what the... why am I wearing a sailor fuku?!"
"Tried to tell sir. That right pool, but story not true. Ranma still alive. Threw clothes in there then spread rumour, to trick enemies. Now whenever sir splashed by cold water, whatever clothes sir is wearing will change into sailor fuku. Very stupid story, really."
Happosai gave a cry of rage. He'd been bested by the boy once again...
AN: very stupid, I know. I apologise to any one who is now scarred by the mental image of Happosai in a Sailor Fuku. I just figured that, well, almost everyone else on the show has featured in a fic wearing one at some stage or another...
"This story is the property of the writer, but the characters, places, etc, etc, are the properties of Rumiko Takahashi and whatever large corporations are currently making money out of them."
"Three days ago, disclaimer fell in pool when fic-author was looking the other way. Very tragic story."
Spring of Drowned Spam fic
"Er... sir WANTS to fall in one of cursed springs?"
"Yes, that's right."
"Sir... does know that when fall in spring, sir change into shape of whatever last drowned in there?"
"Yes, yes, yes."
"Uh... sir wanting particular spring?"
"Yes! I need you to help me find... heh heh... well, I heard about this guy, Ranma, right, and he had all these girls after him because he looked so good, and they say that recently he drowned here. I wanna look like him, get beautiful girls!"
"Yes sir, is quite popular story, but-"
"Is that the spring over there?"
"YES sir, but please sir, before you-"
~*SPLASH*~
A long pause.
"...why do I still look like m-... what the... why am I wearing a sailor fuku?!"
"Tried to tell sir. That right pool, but story not true. Ranma still alive. Threw clothes in there then spread rumour, to trick enemies. Now whenever sir splashed by cold water, whatever clothes sir is wearing will change into sailor fuku. Very stupid story, really."
Happosai gave a cry of rage. He'd been bested by the boy once again...
AN: very stupid, I know. I apologise to any one who is now scarred by the mental image of Happosai in a Sailor Fuku. I just figured that, well, almost everyone else on the show has featured in a fic wearing one at some stage or another...