I own absolutely nothing in this except the plot (if there is one at all...).
"WHAT?" Cath screamed. "You ship Simon Snow with Penelope Bunce?"
"Uh-huh." Jas, Wren's new roommate, nodded enthusiastically.
"How can you share a room with this girl?" Cath hissed to her twin.
"I didn't know!" she replied.
The three of them were stood in Wren's dorm. Cath had just wanted to meet the girl, and when she found out all three of them loved Simon she had automatically assumed she'd found another Snowbaz shipper. She'd thought wrong.
"Is there something wrong?" Jas asked. The twins shook their heads. Well, Wren did. Cath just looked at her in shock. "It's just that Simon and Penelope are so perfect for each other, and-"
"No they bloody aren't!"
"Cath, you've gone into Snow-speak again." Wren whispered.
"I don't care! Simon and Baz are, like, soulmates! You know that, Wren!"
"But they don't even like each other!"
"Jas, it's all an act."
"What's all an act?"
"They don't really hate each other. They're in love, but they can't tell anyone. Of course they're gonna pretend otherwise."
"You have got to be kidding me." Jas sighed.
"She's right, Jas." The girl in question looked incredulously at her roommate. "They spend most of the books stalking each other and exchanging insults in a futile attempt to disguise their true feelings. It's totally obvious they're into each other."
"Well, they're doing a pretty good job of it." The three of them probably would have spent the whole day arguing like that if Cath's phone hadn't beeped. She checked it.
"Crap! We were supposed to meet Reagan for coffee five minutes ago!" She looked at Jas. "Do you wanna come?" she asked grudgingly.
"Nah." Cath and Wren both sighed (inwardly) with relief.
"You know she's never gonna change her mind, right?" Reagan asked later.
"Yeah." Cath replied, sipping her drink.
"That doesn't mean we're gonna stop trying!" Wren finished. Reagan facepalmed. "Why me?" she mumbled into her hand.
This is sort of based on a recurring argument I keep having about McNozzo versus McAbby, and I read Fangirl and decided to write this. I KNOW it's crap, so you don't have to point it out for me. Positive reviews ONLY!