it was a usul day in the chanel awesome studois where nnostalga critic doug walker was gong to record a new epsode of his web seres. it was going to be about the movie shrek as doug piked up the dvd and grinned a deviois grin.
"boy, i can't wait to shit on this movie like i did all my former employes!" doug said.
his borther rob laughed as did there ceo mike michad who was busy jaking it on the coucgh. doug wet over to te table and porceeded to begin the new review.
"helo im the norstalgia cirtic," dog said. "i remeber it so you don't have to! today we're going to talk about the movie shrek..."
but just then the wall broke downm and reveled the green ogre himself: shrek! the ogre was mad and angry and needed to take a serious shit as he ambled over to doug walkers face.
"yknow i've ben waiting for this a log time, critic," shrek said. "you think you can shite on me? wel thimk again!"
he thru doug to the floor and droped his pants, his big green ass exposed. what ahappened next was sure to be the biggest, nastiest shit in the history of shit taking as doug, rob, and mike all got coverd in shit, but all in all it must be remembered that mike matei is a cunt.
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a poem about shrek
shrke makes me hard
he makes me horny
when i think about him
my penis ejaculates in all its glory
i imagine his big green cock
sliding in my waiting ass
as he hold me tightly
and finishes in me as time will pass
homer is my love
but shrek will always mean more
because when i see that ogre
he makes me feel like a whore
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the problem with apu... is that he's too sexy!
homer and apu were hanging out one day at homer's house when homer got really sweaty and tok off his clothes, showing off his naked body and huge penis.
"mr. simpson!" apu exclaimed. "what are you doing?"
"it's rely hot isnt it?" homer asked
"well, i guess it is," apu said. he took his clothes off to and got naked. homer eyes the store clerk's massive rod and decided to suck apu off. apue clutched the side of the couch and his ball sac tightened. homer was going to get that special sace from apu's pens one way or nother and he got it as apu came all ovet homer's face.
"oh my , mr simspon," apu said. he looked at his watch and saw that he was late for work. "vishnew's arm! i am laet!"
apu got his clothes back on and rushed out of the house as homer was sad and decided to mastrubate, but then remembered that ned was ghoome and decided to go over.
the end ?