Randomness I thought of in spare time. Their world, but an AU computer, owned by Billie. a.k.a., me.

AT BILLIE"S HOUSE

"Hmmm…. What's this?" Hermione wondered as she surfed through her muggle friend, Billie's computer.

"Hermione, what're you checking there?" Billie asked.

"Fandoms. Of… us? What is this, Billie?" Herms asked.

"Umm… Herms… You shouldn't go through those! Anyway, hehe, go with the others, I'll be down shortly."

"What's with Billie?" Harry asked.

"I don't know. But she wouldn't let me check something in her computer, and it was about us." Hermione said.

"Whatever Billie has to hide is worth going behind her back to find." Ron said.

"Exactly." The others agreed.

(Ron: What's a computer?")

"She's gone to buy yogurt. What is it you're calling me up here for, anyway? Tonks asked. "Harry and Hermione are already muggle experts, why not them?"

"Because we asked you to help us, and you helped, so now that you're here…" Harry said, as they booted the computer.

"Oh no, a password." Hermione muttered.

"Check the clue." Tonks said.

Clue: yogurt

"You're kidding me. She relates EVERYTHING to yogurt." Herms said exasperatedly.

"How about mozzarella?" Ron suggested.

"What? Ron that is-" Hermione started.

"Hey, it worked!" Tonks said.

"-brilliant!" Herms ended, hugging a blushing Ron.

"Okay, I found the fandoms." Harry said.

"Hey guys, I'm back!!! Huh?" Billie found the four looking like they'd seen a ghost.

And that they had fainted.

But with closer inspection, she found that they'd found something worse.

"I warned them about the fandoms, but noooo. They just had to go and read fanfictions, comics, see fanart, and all that." Billie muttered.

"If it wasn't the odd pairings, it'd be the yaoi and/or shoujo-ai. Darn, they'll need a whole lot of rehabilitation."

AT REHAB WITH BILLIE

"AAAhhh!!! Fangirls!" Harry screamed, waking up from his sleep.

"Don't worry, Harry, they'll never get to you here." Billie comforted in a bored tone.

"This is your fault for letting them see the 'forbidden'." Remus mumbled.

"I'm sure…" Billie sighed.

"So, are you sure you're not gay?" Ron asked Remus.

"I repeat. YOUR FAULT." Remus said irritably

"Right, right." sigh

Poor Harry, afraid of fangirls... R&R please!