The world meeting was in full swing. Chaos reigned, as usual. The fighting was so dispersed and unrelated that even Germany had given up. Progress could wait until tomorrow.

Let's paint the scene, shall we?

Here we find a large room filled with (mostly) loud, passionate people. Or at least they looked like people. There was something off about them though. Could it be that they were the personifications of the nations of the world?

Nah.

I mean, don't get me wrong, they totally were, but I feel like this 'off'-ness was more related to like, their hair, or something. Really great hair in this room. Lotta of blondes.

An obnoxious voice was heard animatedly talking about being a hero, a man with startling eyebrows was yelling at another, this one with lovely long wavy locks, something about a cape maybe? And a tiny version of Eyebrows Mcgee was prancing around a timid man holding a polar bear, and nearby a tall man with a scarf was 'Strrrrechhh'ing a poor young boy as two others shook around him. A very pretty white haired girl was watching with a ferocious look as a girl with enormous- er... Eyes... Chartered happily with a shoulder length haired lass holding a tomato. A few of them were holding tomatoes, actually. Many were smirking, many were yelling, one was threatening someone with a frying pan, and some guy was even playing a piano I'm pretty sure he brought himself. It was one heck of a racket.

Till it wasn't.

The quiet set in when a small tremor could be felt throughout the room.

'Oh no~ an earthquake!'

Or was it?

The shaking increased. Windows shattered, women (And men) screamed shrilly, others jumped intensely into action to keep the fear at bay. They ran around, finding those dearest to them. Shouts emanated from everywhere, and chaos turned to panic.

"Luddy!"

"Lovi!"

"Birdie!"

"Big bruder!"

"Frog!"

"Marry me!"

"Latvia!"

"Su San!"

"Ice!"

And many calls of the sort where all that was heard, until, but a minute later, the room stilled. Quiet fell as voices began to dissipate. "Is everyone alright?" A deep German voice asked, but before anyone could respond, a loud sound was heard. Eloquently put, a loud 'Poof!' type sound, and a cloud of green and purple smoke bellowed in the center of the room, stunning its inhabitants yet again. Soon, the smoke cleared, yet the stunned silence stayed. Because, where the cloud had been, in the middle of the table, where before there was nothing, the was now something.

Or someone.

A girl.

Asleep, on the world meeting's nice proper table, official documents strewn around her, her chest rising and falling peacefully, oblivious to the however many eyes on her.

I wish I could say something a little less repetitive, but I cannot tell a lie. These dull bastards were still hushed... And hushed... And hushed they remained, until finally, someone said something.

"Iggy, dude, what did you do!?"

Eyebrows looked up, shocked.

"Nothing you wanker! This has nothing to do with me!"

Again with the silence. Come on people.

Well, I'm not sure how long I'll be graced with narrating this little tale, as the girl on the table is bound to wake up soon, and these guys aren't really giving me much to work with, so, I suppose I'll describe our, um, surprise guest.

She was asleep curled up in a ball on her side, which looked massively uncomfortable, I mean, this table is wood, but none the less, she continued to saw it. She had light cherrywood hair, which is to say reddish brown but not red red but more like red wine red you know? Not that it matters, but they're all still frozen, so I'm just rambling to kill time. Anyways, she looks tall enough from what I can see, but she's abit skinny. Should have a protein shake. She's pale, and that hair I mentioned earlier is curled, artificially is my best guess. Her eyes are, well, closed, sorry, but from here coloring probably brown or maybe green. They are lined with serious cat eyes. Is that a thing? You know what I mean, winged eyeliner. I like her lips, they're dark red. Her outfit however, is a bit bipolar. It's split down the middle? That's so weird! So... how do I put this? The left side of her body is in a flowy, long sleeved, mid thigh white dress, with white stocking(s?) and a pretty white high healed shoe. The right half however, is much edgier, bordering on punk, in a sheer dark red sleeveless collared top, and a high wasted mid thigh leather skirt, a knee high black sock and a shoe identical to the other but in black. Bored of talking about clothes? Don't worry, someone is just about to say...

"Is she dead? "

...

Annnd, The liveliness returns!