Freaky Friday
Summary: Like in that movie, Alanna and Jon swap bodies. When and how are they going to get back? You'll understand it better if you've watched the movie.
Author's note and disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me. The plot, which there accordingly is none, doesn't belong to me either. It was taken from sweet yet spiky, who you should really read. Hey I'm being forced to say this okay?
"You have NO IDEA what I go through," Alanna told him furiously.
"Oh yeah?" Jonathan retorted, "YOU have no idea what *I* have to go through when you're out there enjoying yourself!"
"Enjoying myself?" she breathed in disbelief, "You call risking my neck for you 'enjoying myself'?!?!??!!??"
"For me?!?!?!" he said, outraged.
"Well, yah!"
"Alanna, how DARE you say that?" he demanded.
"And why won't I?" she raised a copper eyebrow at him, "who gave you permission to exist, anyway?"
"You don't know how hard my life is," Jon snapped.
"And you wouldn't last ONE DAY in my shoes," Alanna countered.
Then the old Chinese lady from Freaky Friday, disguised as Kel, entered the room. "Fortune Cookie?" she asked, thrusting a plate under their noses.
"Sure Kel, thanks," Alanna took one and furiously crushed it between her fingers, getting out the message. "Hey did you dye your hair?"
Kel/Chinese lady covered her raven hair with the plate. "No, you imagined it." she told Alanna.
"Thanks," Jon snapped his cookie in two as well.
Alanna read from her cookie.
"On this day it all will begin,
and the Lioness will surely win,
crossed through the two will stay,
until Alanna gets her way."
"Is that meant to mean something?" Alanna asked, "and the rhyming sux."
Jon also read from his,
"Let mine be yours,
let yours be mine,
let our spirits cross the line,
I offer my body for you to share,
our souls now cross through the air."
Then there was an earthquake and the whole palace was kinda, you know, shaken. Then Alanna and Jon both retreated to their rooms for...who knows what?
Summary: Like in that movie, Alanna and Jon swap bodies. When and how are they going to get back? You'll understand it better if you've watched the movie.
Author's note and disclaimer: None of the characters belong to me. The plot, which there accordingly is none, doesn't belong to me either. It was taken from sweet yet spiky, who you should really read. Hey I'm being forced to say this okay?
"You have NO IDEA what I go through," Alanna told him furiously.
"Oh yeah?" Jonathan retorted, "YOU have no idea what *I* have to go through when you're out there enjoying yourself!"
"Enjoying myself?" she breathed in disbelief, "You call risking my neck for you 'enjoying myself'?!?!??!!??"
"For me?!?!?!" he said, outraged.
"Well, yah!"
"Alanna, how DARE you say that?" he demanded.
"And why won't I?" she raised a copper eyebrow at him, "who gave you permission to exist, anyway?"
"You don't know how hard my life is," Jon snapped.
"And you wouldn't last ONE DAY in my shoes," Alanna countered.
Then the old Chinese lady from Freaky Friday, disguised as Kel, entered the room. "Fortune Cookie?" she asked, thrusting a plate under their noses.
"Sure Kel, thanks," Alanna took one and furiously crushed it between her fingers, getting out the message. "Hey did you dye your hair?"
Kel/Chinese lady covered her raven hair with the plate. "No, you imagined it." she told Alanna.
"Thanks," Jon snapped his cookie in two as well.
Alanna read from her cookie.
"On this day it all will begin,
and the Lioness will surely win,
crossed through the two will stay,
until Alanna gets her way."
"Is that meant to mean something?" Alanna asked, "and the rhyming sux."
Jon also read from his,
"Let mine be yours,
let yours be mine,
let our spirits cross the line,
I offer my body for you to share,
our souls now cross through the air."
Then there was an earthquake and the whole palace was kinda, you know, shaken. Then Alanna and Jon both retreated to their rooms for...who knows what?