This role-play was written by both my friend up-side-down-boat and myself. We had both had tons of sugar and it was 2:30 in the morning. I had brought over my laptop so we could watch anime, but then we discovered Microsoft word (although we already knew it was there). That's when the brilliant idea to write a role-play was formed and this was written. Hope you have fun reading this =D Oh, and don't sue us if your brain dies due to over load of randomness.
Disclaimer: I'd like to state that all fictional characters (except Agent and Boat 'cause we're kinda not fictional) are the property of their rightful owners. Neither of us own any of them, no matter how cool it would be if we did.
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Boat = Italics
Agent = Non Italics
Agent: Let us type!!!!
Agent: Like the wind!!!
Agent: I'm not that high!! (at least that's what I think)
Agent: Moo cow!
Agent: My brain died!!
Agent: Lol, lol. I can't think of what to type!!!
Agent: Woo, I haven't had that much cocaine. Why do you ask?!!!!
Agent: Hi Bec!!!
Boat: Tee hee! Agent's funny! He hee hee hee! Lol. *cough*!!
Agent: EGG SALAD! The wheels on the bus go round and round…!
Boat: Omg. Kill me now……..ha!! Only joking! Tee hee! Sooo…nice weather? I like darkness…
Agent: …round and round, round and round… me 2!!! Sigh, how many pancakes would it take to cover a dog house if your arms grow 10 feet long?? !!!!
Boat: Ooookaaaayyy……I ain't gonna ask. And I don't wanna know the answer. L is so awesome! Yay! GO L! Although, people who don't know who I'm talking about would be all like "why is she cheering over a friggin letter?" He hee! That'd be funny!!!
Agent: Lol, I'd be laughing at you. Man, you sure talk alot. If I had a pet donkey then I would call him bill. 999 springs to flush down, 900 and 99 springs, you flush one down it swirls around, 998 springs to flush down. Woo, karaoke?
Boat: No, you can't spell. I mean seriously…a lot? It's TWO WORDS! Gosh! Chuh. People these days. …wait a second; I'm one of those people! ARRRRRRRRRRG!
Agent: LOL, cheese! I'm gonna role play L now. Hmm… something only L would say…
L: Light is Kira *eats cake*
Agent: Lol, I wish I had a lolly pop.!
Boat: Then, I'll roll play as…Kyo.
Kyo: What the hell! I want some of that cake! *takes bite of cake* (muffled voice due to cake) Dahts Yummy!
Agent: I can just imagine Yuki going up to Kyo and whacking him over the head. Hmm… L might say something like this…
L: *hands over a slice of cake* Tis strawberry
Agent: lol, I doubt he would say that!!
Boat: Actually, he might just kick him. Lol. *Misa comes running in for no apparent reason and just randomly bumps into Kyo* POOF!
Kyo: Now look, stupid head. I'm a freaking cat!
L: Shinigami and now this??? *Brain dies a little*
Agent: Lol, I'm confused. Why would L and Kyo be in the same room???
L: Nooo, my brain died, I must sit in a weird position and re grow it!!!
Agent: Lol, I make L insane!
Boat: *Kyo changes back* POOF!
Misa: OMG He's naked!
Kyo: Stop looking you pervert! *Attempts to cover himself and trips over L who's sitting in his random position*
Misa: Arg! I'll be scarred forever! *runs for thye hills*
Kyo: (giggling) she runs funny!
Agent: Lol!
L: Arrrgghh, you almost pushed me over *Kicks Kyo*
*Naruto randomly walks in*
Naruto: I see you know the sexy jutsu. Believe it, I will be the next Hokage!!!! *Walks off while Sakura walks in*
Sakura: What the hell? (Inner Sakura: Yes!!!) *starts rambling on about her obsession with Sasuke.
Agent: What the hell am I typing? Lol, I must be high (as stated above)
Kyo: Will you shut up and get the hell away from me!!! *pushes Sakura away just before she hugs him*
Sakura: Are you the dude who turns into a cat? That is sooo cool! (Inner Sakura: What the hell? I thought we liked Sasuke!! I'm going mad!)
Naruto: Uhh, hello? I'm still here! Say something about me! *grins*
Boat: Okay then…Naruto is gay.
Naruto: Hey! You promised not to tell anyone!
Boat: I lied. Tee heeeee.
L: I'm here too y'know.
Boat: Oh yeah. HI L! You rock!
Naruto: (mutters) How come she says that about everyone else!!??
Agent: My feets hurt!!!
L: *raises eyebrow at Agent*
Tegan: What? Don't look at me like I'm stupid. Sooo… *hugs L*
L: *Kicks*
Agent: Oww, god damnit why did I type that???
L: *walks over and shoves cake in Agent's mouth to shut her up*
Agent: (muffled) Stuff you *glares and sits in corner contemplating ways of revenge on L and Sakura because she's creepy and annoying.*
Boat: Lol. Funny.
Shigure: What's so funny? *Sees Agent in the corner with mouthful of cake and laughs his head off*
Kyo: Um, wasn't this whole thing about me to start with? And where the hell do all these people keep coming from??!!!
*Shigure spots Agent's sore feet and starts singing his High School Girls song*
Boat: *Laughs head off*
Agent: *Glares menacingly at Shigure*
Shigure: Help! Agent's scaring me! *Hides behind Kyo*
Kyo: Aren't I supposed to be hiding? I'm the friggin naked one here!
Shigure: *Pulls clothes from out of nowhere* Here you go!
Kyo: *After putting them on* Yeah, that.. That does not make sense at all! *Walks away confuzzled*
L: I believe I can answer your question Kyo. I believe their all coming out of a hidden portal somewhere in the death note. But I must test this theory. Watari, how many criminals are we aloud to kill?
Agent: *falls asleep by drinking a cup of tea that L gave me which was actually tea flavoured sleeping medicine* zzzzzzzzzz…*wakes up and kicks out everyone who isn't Kyo, L, Agent or Boat.* That's better, now I can actually keep track of what the hell is going on…. LETS HAVE A TEA PARTY!!!
Boat:*sips tea* Hey Kyo, didn't you walk away confuzzled?
Kyo: Well, erm, I came back.
Boat: *Places tea on table*
Agent: …I got nothing.
L:*Eats sugar cubes*
Agent: Where does all that sugar go???
L: It goes into my stomach and into a magical portal that Merlin put there to starve me to death. Little did he know that I shall prevail!!!
Agent: okay then. Anyone else on drugs? Other that me that is.
Kyo: *Looks down guiltily* Nup, I'm completely sane!! *grins creepily*
Boat: *cough* Yes of course you are! *Looks down and away from Kyo*
*Ichigo Kurosaki walks in*
L: May the wonders of the Death Note never cease to amaze me!
Ichigo: What the crapelhonker do you think you're staring at!!?? *Notices Kyo* You have orange hair too!
Kyo: *looks up amazed and thinks he's delusional coz he's on drugs* Helloooooo! Figment of my imagination!
Boat: What the bloody hell are you on about now? *remembers about the drugs* Oh.
Agent: Man, I'm stuck for ideas…Everybody loves kung fu fighting! Let us all hold hands and skip merrily down the path of awesomeness. Woo, GO BUTTONS!!!! Maybe I should stop the drugs, but then I would lose my imaginary friends, I can't cope with that!!!
L: What the heck? Oh no, is Kira controlling you too?
Agent: Dude, pay attention, your dead because Kira killed you, but he was stupid and got him self killed too. Jeez, haven't you even read death note?
L: There's a death note series? I must read it and find out who Kira is! TO THE BOOK SHOP!!!
Agent: Not even I'm that strange…
Boat:*watches L reading Death note series with an amazed look on his face* I don't really like how you die.
Kyo: Whoa! He dies? But he looks so alive! *Pokes L*
L: *Kicks Kyo*
Ichigo: Dude, what the hell is your problem?!!
L: Shhh!!! Must finish the series!
Kyo: Hey dude, where the hell are you from anyway?
Ichigo: Bleach.
Kyo: What, are you some sorta cloned disinfectant or something? *Laughs*
Ichigo: *Hits Kyo* You truly are an idiot.
L: Oh my gosh! Light Yagami is Kira!! *runs off to arrest Light*
Bec: Well that went pretty well. Glad he's not dead.
Kyo: *Grunts*
Agent: Wow, this computer screen is so bright!!! *blinded* My nose is itchy.
L: I'm back, and I have killed light!!! Let us celebrate with CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey look, heartless! I shall give them cake!!
Ichigo: That's no heartless, it's a hollow!!
Agent: Whatever, there's no freaking difference!!!! Lol, L where's you mask??? *Shocked*
L: *Turns around, then turns back with mask on*
Boat: *Bursts out laughing*
Ichigo and Kyo: (Are very used to random things, being anime stars) What's the big deal?
Agent: *Also laughing*
L: *Attempts to eat lollipop, but it gets stuck in his mask*
Boat & Agent: *Laughter increases*
L: Come on. it's not that funny. *Takes off mask and pulls lollipop out and puts it in his mouth*
Boat: *Picks up a random lollipop* These are really yummy!
Agent: Uhh… Boat, that's poisoned. I made them so L would have one and I could get back him for stuffing cake in my mouth.
Boat: But then he would die
Agent: Yeah, but that was my plan all along moohahahahah. *Pulls off mask to reveal light*
Boat: Lol, lights in drag
Agent: *walks in to the room holding a bottle of ice tea.* Hi, what's up? Whoa no way, it's light! *stabs him with a fork* *light transforms back into Kakashi* Arrrrrggggh, noooooo, I stabbed Kakashi. I'm sorry. Here, have a Hi potion. *gives potion* Ohhh, can you show me how to be a ninja???
Kakashi: Okay, but first I want to finish reading make out paradise.
Boat: Lol! How the hell did Agent turn into Light who turned into Kakashi who… oh yeah, that's where it ends. And where the hell did you get that book from?
Kakashi: Not telling. *Brings book up to his face and completely blocks Boat out*
L: Idiot. *eats cake*
Kyo: There's still cake left? That's weird.
Ichigo: Dude, it's a convo made by two randoms. Of course it doesn't make sense!! Tegan and Bec: We're not randoms! Get out! *Both kick Ichigo out the door*
Agent: *Randomly does shadow clone technique* lol, that was cool.
Kakashi: How did you learn that?
Agent: Internet.
Kakashi: Internet?
Agent: Aye, it's a place where you can…find stuff and…stuff like…that. I don't really know how to explain it, so I'll show you this picture instead. *holds up pic* Now do you get it?
Kakashi: What the hell are hollows?
Agent: Oh… wrong page, it's this one =D *holds up right pic* Now do you get it?
Kakashi: *Reading book* what?
Agent: *yells* Where the hell did you get that book…….and how much was it?!!
L: *thud*
Agent: what the hell. *sees L on floor* You didn't did you?
Boat: But it was just so tempting.
Kyo: Lol
Boat: Tee hee!
L: Didja have to do that? It hurt!
Boat: Sorry.
Kyo: What exactly did you do anyway?
Boat: Well duh, I pushed him when he was sitting in that weird way of his. He went toppling straight to the floor. *sniff* I thought he'd put up a fight at least.
Kyo: (mutters) I'll show you Fight.
Agent: Oi! Shut up!
Kyo: How the hell did you hear me????
Agent: We're the one writing this thing. (mutters) Idiot.
Kyo: Hey!!!
Agent: How'd you hear that???
Kyo: I'm a cat.
Boat: Eh? Oh… yeah, I remember! *Remembers Kyo tripping over L*
L: You'd better not be thinking of me.
Boat: How'd you know that?
L: You were staring right at me laughing hysterically.
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Hope you all liked it. We might right more in the future, if I can manage to stay awake…
Please R&R =D