(Serious AN: I'm doing this again... I'm really doing this again. Geez. Welp, just some warnings. THIS STORY WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE SECOND GAME. However, I will warn every one at the beginning at each chapter that HAS a spoiler of some sorts in it. I don't want to end up spoiling the game for people so... I'll try not to spoil past where Oren is at in his LP.

Also, this fic will contain humor that some may or may not find offensive. This is your warning.)

(NOT SRS AN: this storie is dedicated 2 da wonderful ppl who red the first fic nd loved it. im gonna put soooooooooo much effort into this story in order 2 add feels nd stuf. i rly rly rly hope 2 like it i worked on this chap 4 over 23 hour. so plzzzzz enjoy nd review! iv decided 2 coment on reviews lik hte othr good athors do! :O ok ya so her it is.)

ok so after the events of dangit ronpaul: a new life of hope or whatever tf its called this is a different fic lmfao anyways after the events of that fic, where people killed each other, the city decided it would be a good ass idea to reopen hopes peak academy! but make junko enoshima the principal. emily is still the president of hopes peak tho.

so ya hopes peak academy was back open for business. basically hopes peak academy is the place where talented students go. if u dont go to hopes peak academy u aren't a bad bitch. thats why emily is still the president. anyways one day junko fucked up and sent an invitation to Hajimeme Hinata, a normal student an invitation. of course people died at hopes peak, but hajimeme still decided it was a good ass idea to come to hopes peak! so he did. actually now that i think about it, hinata does have a talent, but hes 2 stupid and doesnt remember what it was.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL ?- HAJIMEME HINATA

"what. no that title is ghey i want a hip, funky title like naegi got last story." hinata said. ok sorry hinata.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL FINE BOOTY- HAJIMEME HINATA

"thank u narrator i love my hip funky title." hinata said

so anyways hajimeme hinata was standing outside of hopes peak. this school was soooooo big omfg. bigger than akanes boobs which is HUGE. soooo big just omfg... ok ya im lying it was only kind of big but that ISN'T THE FRICKING POINT. hajimeme hinata was so ready 2 make friends at hopes peak. mostly because he didnt have any friends at his old school because he crashed the bus on a field trip and needless to say everyone hates him. he also has a huge fear of field trips.

"well im glad we wont be having a field trip this year" he said. then... HONEY BOO BOO popped in front of him.

"are u ready for our first day of school field trip?" Honey Boo Boo asked.

"god dammit did u not just see the rant above about my fear of field trips?" hinata asked

"ya so lets go" Honey Booboo seyd. hinata sighed.

"frick off."

"ok" and then lady gaga dissapeared. And then hajimeme stepped into the school... but things then felt strange. He felt like he was tripping on acid... and he could also hear lines from Nicki Minaj's I am your leader in the background

"I am your leader"

"Yes I am your leader"

"Ur not a believer"

"suck a big dick"

and then hinata passed out.

hinata woke up in a big ass classroom... and found a guy with cray cray hair staring at him... and he was on an island.

"ayyy lmao" he said.

"wat were am I" hinata asked.

"o dis is da first day of school field trip" he said.

"GOD DAMMIT!" hinata yelled.

"u mad bro" he said.

"ya kinda" hinata said.

"o" he sed. "well my name is ko. whats ur name hinata-kun?"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL HOPE- KO

"u just sed it." hianta sed

"o" ko said.

"ko ur rlly cute" hinata said. "i really want ko"

"Ha! GAAAAYYYYYYY!" a guy yelled from afar.

"WAIT HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN HERE?!" hinata yelled.

"like, 4 two hour" a shota said.

"ok time 2 meet ppl." hinata said. "but who called me gey im gonna beat them up."

"that would b me." the shota said. "hi. im fuyukantspellthisshit kazoo."

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL THUG LYFE- FUYUKANTSPELLTHISSHIT KAZOO

"im only 6 but i liv the thug lyf." kazoo said.

"but ur like 6..." hinata said.

"but that dont mean im not a hood nigga tho." kazoo said.

"KAZOO. WHAT DID MOMMY PEKO SAY ABOUT CUSSING?!" a girl with gray pigtails and red eyes yelled.

"sowwy momma peko" kazoo said.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL SCARY ASS BITCH- PEKOMAMA PEKO

"whoa!" hinata said.

"wat" peko said.

"o no i was just trying out my new catchphrase" hinata said.

"o" peko said.

"whoa!" hinata said.

"wat" peko said.

"ur scary" hinata said.

"frick off" peko said.

"K" lolz. and then hianta approached a girl who looked like twilight sparkle.

"IBUKI WISHES TO GREET YOU HELLO!"she yelled.

"whoa!" hinata said.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL NEEDLESS CAPS AND BOLDING- IBUKI MIODA

"IBUKI THINKS SHE LIKES HAJIMEME-CHAN!" ibuki yelled.

"no" hinata said. ibuki crie. "k im gonna meet other ppl now. he approached a lady... she looked kinda like sayaka miley cyrus maizono frm last store but wiff a blond wig.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL ?- HANNAH MONTANA

"hey yall its me hannah montana!" hinata gssaped!

"you meen HTE hanna monatan from da hit dickney sho hanna montanan!?"

"yea. wat of it?" hanna sed.

"ily soooooo mych 3" hinata sayd.

"awww ily 2.

then hinata approached a person from the first fiction.

"k hi im lolita rihanna" lolita rihanna said.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL KOIZUMI'S REPLACEMENT- LOLITA RIHANNA

"hey lolita rihanna r u into anal sex?" hajimeme asked her.

"yea bend over" lolita rihanna said. hajiemem ran away like the lil bitch he is lol.

next he approached a girl with banana pigtails.

"hi im hajimeme."

"ik hi im seyonji"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL TRADITIONAL JAPANESE TWERK MASTER- HIYOKO SEYONJI

"im sad bc koizumis not here :(" hiyoko said. and then narrator made koizumi appear bc shes gonna participate in da story again! :O

"yay! :3" seyonji said.

"NARRATOR-CHAN WHHHHYYYYYYYY?! :(" koizumi said.

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya bye" hinaja said. then he approached a bara.

"heeeeyyyyy rnt u sakura oogami?" hinata asked.

"NO. I AM NEKOMARU NIDAI! AND LOVE IS WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL SCREAMS VOCALOID SONG TITLES- NEKOMARU NIDAI

"uh... wat..." hinata asked."

"bad end night" nidai said.

"what r u saying?" hinata asked.

"matryoshka." Nidai said.

and then hinata approached a girl with rly big boobs.

"sup? im akane owari. super high school level pianist."

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS BITCH- AKANE OWARI

"so ur a pianist?" hinata asks.

"what? when the fuck did i say that? im a super high school level nurse." akane said.

"well whcih is?" hinata asked.

"i just fricking told u. im a super high school level gymnast!" akane said.

"k bye" hinata said.

"wow ur rly stupid. u cant even tell that im a super high school level mechanic."

then he approached a girl. she was playing a ds.

"ugh u so thirsty. u think that just bc im a girl and i play video games that means i want 2 fuck u?" she said.

"wat" hinata said.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL GAMER GURL!- CHIAKI NANAMI

"wow ur so rude. u think that just becas im a girl doesnt mean i cant play video games?" nanami said

"i never said that..." hinata said.

"im a hardcore gamer! ive played barbies horse rescue and everything!"

"have u ever played gta v and pokemon?" hinata asked, hoping 2 find somethign in common with her.

"what the fuck r those?" nanami asked. "never herd of any of them"

"fuk u" hinata sed, and then he walked away. he then appraoched a girl that was rly pretty.

"wow ur pretty" he said.

"thanks. my name is sonia nevermind."

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL KWEEN OF DA GHETTO- SONIA NEVERMIND

"howd u get so pretty?" hajimeme asked

"lel bc im your qween." sonic nevermind said. btw shes not my queen dum bich

"what."

"BITCH I FUCKIN SAID IM YO KWWWN HOW DUR U SAY WHAT 2 ME" sonia sed.

"ok bye" hinata sad

"ya lelz k byeeeeeeeeee~" she said. and then hinata aprroached a man that was rly crepy nd he wuz playing a 3ds.

"god favors gundam tanaka and gundam tanaka alone" he sed. dumb bich

"wh" hinata said

"lol jk hi im gundamn tanaka"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL NINTENDOGS MASTER- GUNDAMN TANAKA

"wat r u playing?" hinata asked.

"nintendogs lel. i got into hopes peak bc i am the master of breding them."

"o" hinata said.

"wow u think ur a gamer just becasz u play nintendogs?" nanami asked. "stupid boy i am a girl and i play bette-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP NANAMI"

"bich" nanami said.

then hinata walked up 2 the next person... he had kawaii pink hurr.

"wow arent u Kazooichi Soda? the fan favorite of da hit band "3 direction?""

"ya glad 2 meet a fan"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL FANGIRLS OBSESS OVER HIM BECAUSE HE'S IN A BOY BAND- KAZOODISKSDFSDFFDS SODA

"HOU MA GHEYD!" sonia exclaimed. "its soda from 3 direction! :O"

and then al of the girls scream and run up 2 soda bc hes famus.

"IBUKI DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS IS" Ibuki yelled.

"ibuki u basic bich u aint even know who this is is? #unswag" kuzu said. "i mean uh... 3 direction is gey."

"wow ur just a h8r" nanami said.

hinata cudnt beweave tht ther was a famus person on hte islend! :O but he had 2 mor ppl 2 meet so he culdnt pay attention. the next person he met... he had to keep an eye out for.

"hi im selener mikan tsumiki gomez"

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HER- SELENER GOMEZ

"hi selener i gotta keep an eye out 4 u..." hajimeme said

"o :("

"yea."

"A.R.T.P.O.P." a voice said... it was hte last person hinata neded 2 met.

SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE- LEDY GAGA

"hi im ledy gaga. not 2 be confused wiff hte celeb LADY gaga #nocopyrighthere"

"uh... ya hi ledy gaga how r u."

"hav u bot artpop yet?" she asked.

"no"

"then dont even talk 2 me u fricker" nd then she walked away.

"Alright my little boo boo children. its time to begin aquiring the magical boo boo shards so you can escape the island!" they heard a voice call out from the palm trees. and then they saw... IT WAS HONEY BOO BOO!