In the beginning Goatse God™ goatse'd, and the Q continuum™ existed
Then LeForge™ dropped his visor which fell on the power button™ of the computer. The computer shut down™ and Q™ showed up
LeForge™ says "IT'S A GOD, A Q™ GOD!" and proceeds to sacrifice Worf™ to him. Q™ refuses and he says "OUR Q™ IS WEAK! KILL IT!" which afterward Q™ just leaves. Not without grabbing™ two random people and sticking one of them onto the other's hand™
Then Worf™ took a shit. Worf™ kissed Shrek™. The End™!