Prologue: I'm Naruto?!
When 23 year old Bethany Middleton got hit by a car, she expected to wake up in the New System, or Paradise Earth, as was her religious belief. So when she came to, she did not expect to be looking into the smiling faces of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. The former adult looked up at the faces of the Hidden Leaf Villages legendary Yellow Flash, and Fourth Hokage, if the white cloak with red flame motifs surrounding the bottom of it were any indication, and the Fiery red Habanaro, and blinked in shock.
'Wha- what the HELL!' she thought. Kushina smiled gently, and cuddled her to her chest, "look, Minato, isn't our son beautiful?" she asked, looking up at her husband, who gently placed his hand on his wife's shoulder. 'Son?!' Bethany thought, completely confused now, as if she wasn't before. Minato smiled at the red-haired woman holding her, before turning his ocean blue eyes down to her, "he's the most wonderful baby in the world, and one day you're going to be just as strong, if not more so than your parents, aren't you, Naruto-Chan?" he asked, with a gentle loving smile on his face.
Bethany blinked once, twice, then fainted in shock.
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When Naruto fainted, Minato immediately teleported to the doctors lounge. "I need a doctor now, my newborn son just fell unconscious!" he shouted. All the doctors immediately lunged to their feet, causing Minato to sweat drop, "uh, I only need one doctor" he said in a flat tone, his panic subsiding a little. A female medic-Nin who was sitting near the back of the room got to her feet, "I'll take a look at him" she said, moving to the front of the room to stand by the Hokage.
Already knowing the procedure, the woman put her arm around the Hokage's waist, as teleporting with the Flying Thunder God jutsu tended to make those who weren't used to it a bit dizzy. After making sure the doctor was holding on properly, Minato formed the hand seal to activate his first signature jutsu, and both he and the nurse disappeared in a yellow flash. After they disappeared, all female medic-Nin's in the room sighed. They knew their Hokage was taken, Kushina-San had made sure of that, but damn, was he hot.
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Back in Kushina's hospital room, said red-haired wife of the Hokage sat on her bed twitching in annoyance. She glanced at her son every few minutes, to make sure he wasn't in any pain or cold. He seemed fine, just unconscious. Suddenly her husband and a female Med-Nin appeared in the room with the usual yellow flash. Kushina huffed impatiently, "finally!" she exclaimed, as the woman walked up to the blond baby boy asleep in his crib next to his mother.
Gently picking the baby up and removing his blanket to have access to his small body, she placed two fingers on his chest and ran her chakra through the child's body. The boy's eyes snapped open immediately, and he let out a gurgled noise that sounded like a giggle. The nurse smiled gently, guessing it must be tickling him. The woman's brow furrowed, however, when the results of her scan became known to her. Removing her hand and placing the child down in his little hospital bed, the Medic turned to the panicked face of Kushina and the misleadingly calm face of Minato, and took a deep breath. What she was about to say would shake the new parents to the core. "Namikaze-Sans, it seems that your baby boy is actually a girl".
To Be Continued