Heya! Sorry for post it too late =/

Just enjoy the fail jokes, guys!

Also, All my thanks for LadySpindle and Riot Games. :)

ps: S2 Means heart emoticon, ok?

ps2: Some requests added!

To: Vayne

From: Sejuani

I bet you can't ride bristle, Richie Rich.

To: Sejuani

From: Vayne

You're right, I can't.

But instead of him

*lowers the sunglasses*

I can drive you...

Crazy. ;)

To: Kayle

From: Quinn

My heightened senses will tremble

Everytime I look at you. S2

To: Quinn

From: Kayle

With this words of yours

You're making me feel a holy fervor…

So Behalf yourself.

To: Kayle

From: Quinn

Dunno if I could

Because as my mouth says

Justice takes wings

and my love for you

Does exactly the same.

To: Syndra

From: Karma

Someday you'll find the true path of power.

But until that day comes

Karma always catches up to you. S2

To: Karma

From: Syndra

Geez, Karma.

Don't you know I'm untouchable!?

SUCUMB AT MY POWER!

*freaks out*

To: Riven

From: Irelia

By the will of my blade

I was just lost

While Searching balance

I found you.

To: Irelia

From: Riven

I can't erase my past sins

But since the day I met you

I feel that I can let all my ghosts

Hit the roads.

To: Sivir

From: Ahri

So, you can barrier my rush.

But my charm...

Can you barrier it too?

I think no. *gigle*

To: Ahri

From: Sivir

I found that you're really... Priceless.

To: Zyra

From: Elise

The itsy bitsy spider will climb up on you...

...If you know what I mean. S2

To: Elise

From: Zyra

My vines pleases your spiderlings.

To: Poppy

From: Tristana

You rocket my world y'know?

To: Tristana

From: Poppy

So, why didn't you lay down your weapon and c'mere?

To: Ahri

From: Leblanc

Trust me as I thrust in you. S2

To: Leblanc

From: Ahri

Be patient, Tricky fox.

To: Anivia

From: Valor

Y'See...My eyes isn't only in the sky all time.

* said in bird language*

To: Valor

From: Anivia

Let's soar together, then.

*replied in a Bird language*

To: Janna

From: Vayne

Shield me

And be the ace of my pentakill!

To: Vayne

From: Janna

I will shield you

Heal you

Even die for you

But for only $2.95 a minute, Darling. ;)

To: Diana

From: Leona

By the sun's power

I stunned you by now.

Just because your pretty silver eyes

Stunned me first. S2

To Leona

From: Diana

*stares Leona, flushing*

S-S-So..

Will you…

Be my lunar-tine?

My beloved Sunbeam.

To: Ashe

From: Katarina

You frozen me...By love.

To: Katarina

From: Ashe

Yes, I did.

With all my pleasure... *giggle*

To: Morgana

From: Evelynn

No need to bound me. I'm all-ready in love for you.

To: Evelynn

From: Morgana

Hm….Think I need.

Because y'know... Not all angels are good.

To: Caitlyn

From: Vi

Vi stands for addicted in you.

To: Vi

From: Caitlyn

Prepare yourself then

Because my handcuffs is ready. ;)

To: Sivir

From: Cassiopeia

I know you found me beautiful, once.

To: Cassiopeia

From: Sivir

Yeah, just once.

And we were drunk that day.

To: Sivir

From: Cassiopeia

:(

To: Syndra

From: Irelia

You got all my will.

To: Irelia

From: Syndra

I won't control myself tonight, plaything. S2

To: Sona

From: Orianna

You're my perfect tempo.

To: Orianna

From: Sona

. . . . . */ / /*

*flushing so hard*

*Starts to play a lovely tic-tac melody*

To: Ahri

From: Nidalee

I love playing fox hunt.

To: Nidalee

From: Ahri

So... Shall we? S2

To: Riven

From: Lux

By the powers of light

Will punish ya tonight! *giggles*

To: Lux

From: Riven

Sigh...If there's no other way...

I'll give you some reasons to punish me. *evil smile*

To: Quinn

From: Fiora

It's too hard to find a worthy opponent.

If it weren't your almost fried bird squeaking around,

We could do a proper duel.

To: Fiora

From: Quinn

No cries, grand duelist.

The only pleasant thing I want to do with you

Is to make a proper duet. *wink*

To: Sivir

From: Miss Fortune

Bounty hunters gonna hunt tonight. S2

To: Miss Fortune

From: Sivir

Only if you're the reward.

To: Readers

From: Writer

That's All folks...For while :)

Say... you got the jokes, don't you?

Don't be afraid about some crack ships, more will come V:

And as always, I'm up for some requests...

- warning, yuri/yaoi requests only -

I'll let LadySpindle have some fun with M/F requests :)

A/N: I ship Some champions so hard! Like Cassiopeia/Ahri/MF x Sivir , Leblanc/Nida x Ahri, Diana x Leona or Fiora x Quinn...

Then maybe some valentines cards would be a little bit out of character. ( Bcuz it was made by my point of view of their relationchips).

I tried so hard to make some ships viable... Sorry if I fail'd e_e

So, R&R!

Cya!