Zorc's Pledge
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I pledge allegiance to Zorc Necrophades,
the overlord of the whole universe.
I pledge that I will lie, cheat, steal and backstab (but not to him)
I pledge that I will never betray him.
I pledge full allegiance to him. And he may use me for any
purpose that he deems worthy.
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I never should have followed Zorc, I now know that.