Damn it... This isn't good. I'm starting another fanfic. If I keep writing successful fanfics, I'll be doing nothing but writing all day... Anyways, I don't know where I came up with this. It just all of a sudden hit me: What if Heero, Duo, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei had to babysit the rugrats? So here I am, sitting in my room, on my spinny chair (You know, the ones with wheels), at my computer, typingthis. (By the way... I'm male, cute, and single. Oh, yeah, I'm also the most brilliant genius in the whole damn universe, as well as unimaginably funny. And I'm modest, too.) Anyways, here 'tis...
"" = speech (Duh)
() = whispering when inside "", aka "Regular Speech (Whisper) Regular speech"
() = Me talking about something or another (When not inside "", anyways.)
= Thought
Heero was awakened by the ringing of the telephone. He quickly made sure Duo, who had been sleeping next to him, gee I wonder why, maybe 'cause they're in loooooove, was still asleep before answering the phone. "If you move I'll kill you. I mean, hi." "Oh, hello, you must be Heero." "Yeah. You must be the guy that I don't know." The man on the other end laughed. "I'm Drew Pickles. I need you and the other four guys to come over and babysit for me." "Too damn bad. No, wait... We need the money... Fine, we'll do it. Where do you live?" Drew told Heero where he lived, and Heero woke Duo. "Duo, wake up, we have a job to do." Duo jumped out of bed (naked, of course. Hehehe...). "A job?!? What do we have to do? Steal a new prototype mobile suit? Destroy a few of Ozs bases? Go to outer space and protect a colony from certain destruction?" "Nope. We're babysitting." Duo frowned. "Damn it. I thought it was going to be something exciting this time."
Little did he know, it would be more exciting than stealing a prototype mobile suit, destroying Oz bases, or even protecting a colony from certain destruction...
Later at the Pickles' house...
"We'll be real good for the nice boys, aunt Deedee!" Angelica smiled her biggest smile. Hehehe... This is going to be fun! "I'm scared... What if they're big and scary and mean?" Chucky asked. "Oh, don't worry, Chucky. I'll bet they're real nice, and they'll play all kinds of games with us an' stuff!" Tommy assured his friend. "Or maybe they're really big green slimy monsters!" Phil suggested, and Chucky dove underneath the kitchen table. Then the doorbell rang. Drew opened the door, and the five gundam pilots stepped inside. "Oh, hi guys. The kids are over there, if you look hard enough you'll find everything you need, have fun, bye." And then Drew and Deedee walked out the door to their car and drove away.
"Okay... So, you're Angelica, right?" Duo asked. "Yes, I'm Angelica." Hehehe... They have no idea what I'm going to do to them, do they? "And this guy must be Tommy. Which means the red haired one's Chucky, and those two over there are Phil and Lil." Quatre said. Angelica smiled a demonic smile and walked over to Quatre, quickly changing her smile to an angelic one. "Hello, Mr. Babysitter guy. What's your name?" Quatre smiled and knelt down. "I'm Quatre. Nice to meet you." "Quatre, will you play with me and Cynthia?" She asked, showing him her Cynthia doll. "Sure!" Quatre stood up, and Angelica led him to the living room where she had all of her Cynthia toys set up.
Phil and Lil ran to Heero and began pulling his legs in opposite directions. "Stop it!" Heero grabbed a pistol and aimed it at Phil, than at Lil. "Let go of me or I'll shoot!" Duo hit Heero. "Heero, stop it. Be nice to the kids." "That guy with the long hair seems nice enough... Maybe I'll just hang around him for a while." Chucky walked over to Duo and grabbed ahold of his left leg. "Hey, whatcha doing? Why are you hiding behind me? You scared or something?" Duo turned around so he was facing Chucky. "Hey, I've got an idea... You like cookies, don't you?" Chucky nodded his head. "Alright then. Follow me." Duo walked into the kitchen to search for cookies.
Phil went over to Trowa, and Lil to Wufei. Tommy was the only one brave enough to approach Heero. "What do you want, Tommy?" Tommy looked up at Heero. "Let's go look for pirate treasure!" Heero looked surprised. "What the?" "Come on! We've got to get to the treasure before the pirates do!" "Duo! Duo, help! This kid just talked to me!" Duo came out of the kitchen, followed by Chucky, who was happily eating his cookie. "He can't talk, he's just a baby." "Hey, you can help look for pirate treasure too, Chucky! And you can come too... Uh... Duo?" Duo froe in surprise. "He talked. He just said he wanted me to help him look for pirate treasure. Right? I'm not going crazy, am I?" Heero shook his head. "He talked all right. Maybe we should do what he says and look for pirate treasure."
"Um... Okay, so You're Cynthia. And I'm....?" "You're Cynthias dog, Spot." "Right then..." Quatre held the plastic dog figure in his hand. "So... What do I do?" Angelica smiled. "You get to get Cynthias newspaper, and her fuzzy pink bunny slippers, and her food, and her drinks, and her dresses, and anything else she wants." Quatre looked at her in confusion. "But... Dogs can't do that." "Cynthias dog can. He's a special dog!" Special enough to be Cynthias slave, huh? I can't be rude though, I have to play with her... "Hey, you aren't playing right!" Angelica yelled, and she hit Quatre. "OW! I'm sorry! I'll play right! I promise!" Angelica kicked Quatre between the legs. "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!! Hey, why'd... you... do that?" Angelica just smiled and hit Quatre again. "OW, stop it, please! I swear I'll play right! I'll get Cynthia her pink fuzzy bunny slippers, and her dresses, and her food, and her drinks, and her newspaper, and I'll change channels on the tv for her, and... And whatever else she wants me to do!" Angelica hit Quatre again and then said "Well, okay. Cynthia wants her dog to get her a cookie from the kitchen." Quatre went to the kitchen and came back with a cookie. Angelica took the cookie and kicked Quatre. "OW!" He yelled, and he fell to the ground. "You were too slow! Cynthia doesn't want a cookie anymore. Now she wants some milk. Hurry up and get her some milk!" Quatre ran back to the kitchen for milk.
"You're Phil, right? My name's Trowa." "Hi. Wanna go dig out in the back yard for worms?" Phil asked. ".... Did you just talk??" Heero walekd over to Trowa. "They are talking babies. They're special. (Do exactly as they say. They might kill you if you don't.)" Trowa let Phil lead him outside to dig for worms. "You can use your hands or that plastic shovel over there. But if I was you, I'd use my hands." Oh, crap. I have to use my hands or this kid's going to kill me. I just know it. "Um... I'll dig with my hands, if that's all right with you." Trowa began digging for worms. "Um... I found one. What do I do with it now?" "Eat it. Duh." Trowa gulped nervously. "E-Eat it? Uh... Well, if you want, you could have it instead..." Phil shook his head. "No, you found it, so you get to eat it. I can get my own worms. Oh, I found one!" Trowa closed his eyes and dropped the worm in his mouth. He nearly choked on the worm as it went down. I'm going to puke! "Um, Phil, I just got an idea on how to get worms faster. Would you mind if I went and got something to help?" "Naw, go ahead and get it." Trowa ran into the house and to the bathroom where he then began to vomit.
"Hmmm... Your name is Lil, right?" Lil nodded. "Right. I'm Wufei." "Hello Wufei. Hey, let's go catch frogs!" Wufei stared at Lil with big, wide eyes. "Hey, Wufei? If that kid starts talking to you, do exactly what she says or she'll kill you." Duo informed him. Wufei drove Lil to the park where they began searching for frogs. Wufei caught a frog after a few minutes, and asked Lil what he was supposed to do with it. "Put it in your diaper." "Um... I don't wear a diaper. I wear underwear." "Okay, put it in your underwear then. It tickles!" Yeah, I'll bet it does... You put it in your diaper, you little brat! Argh... I can't argue. She might kill me. After all, she can talk. Babies shouldn't be able to talk. Therefore I must assume she's capable of anything. Wufei put the frog in his underwear. A woman walked by just after he did that, and the frog had positioned itself so that it looked like he had an erection. The woman saw that and walked over to Wufei. "Is that a snorkel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" She asked. "So, comeone, I'll let you take me to lunch." Wufei pointed at Lil. "I... I can't, I have to watch her!" "Your daughter can come too." "She isn't my daughter, I'm just babysitting!" The woman smiled. "Well, you can still bring her. It's okay with me." "But... You don't understand! I'm gay! I'm attracted to guys!" The woman laughed. "You don't have to play hard to get, honey. By the way, my names Betty." The woman grabbed Wufei by the hand and called to Lil. Then she took the two into a fancy restaurant and sat down at a booth.
Tommy led Heero, Duo, and Chucky down to the basement in search of pirate treasure. "Hey, Heero, do you think there's really any treasure down here?" Duo asked. "Well, aside from you, there's absolutely nothing of any value down here." Heero quickly kissed Duo and then went back to looking for treasure. "AAAAAHHHHH!!! Tommy, there's a big scary monster over there!" Chucky screamed. Tommy grabbed a flashlight and led the others to the spot Chucky had run from. He shined the flashlight into the shadows. "Chucky, it's just a pile of clothes. Not a big scary monster. Now come on, we've got to hurry up and find that treasure before the pirates do." "Heero, this is boring. Why do we have to follow them around and look for treasure?" "Because if we don't they'll kill us." "How do you know that?" "I don't Are you willing to take that chance?" Duo thought for a while. "Well, if it was just me, yes. But I wouldn't be able to stand it if you died, so no." "Then we have to keep looking for treasure."
To be continued...
Well, that's the first chapter. Review it and I might put up another chapter, maybe even more. I'm tired now, so I'm going to bed after a long hard day of writing and listening to Cledus T. Judds songs for inspiration. Ta-ta, bye-bye, and so long. *Snore* Oh, crap. I fell asleep. Okay, review it, got it Good. Night...
"" = speech (Duh)
() = whispering when inside "", aka "Regular Speech (Whisper) Regular speech"
() = Me talking about something or another (When not inside "", anyways.)
= Thought
Heero was awakened by the ringing of the telephone. He quickly made sure Duo, who had been sleeping next to him, gee I wonder why, maybe 'cause they're in loooooove, was still asleep before answering the phone. "If you move I'll kill you. I mean, hi." "Oh, hello, you must be Heero." "Yeah. You must be the guy that I don't know." The man on the other end laughed. "I'm Drew Pickles. I need you and the other four guys to come over and babysit for me." "Too damn bad. No, wait... We need the money... Fine, we'll do it. Where do you live?" Drew told Heero where he lived, and Heero woke Duo. "Duo, wake up, we have a job to do." Duo jumped out of bed (naked, of course. Hehehe...). "A job?!? What do we have to do? Steal a new prototype mobile suit? Destroy a few of Ozs bases? Go to outer space and protect a colony from certain destruction?" "Nope. We're babysitting." Duo frowned. "Damn it. I thought it was going to be something exciting this time."
Little did he know, it would be more exciting than stealing a prototype mobile suit, destroying Oz bases, or even protecting a colony from certain destruction...
Later at the Pickles' house...
"We'll be real good for the nice boys, aunt Deedee!" Angelica smiled her biggest smile. Hehehe... This is going to be fun! "I'm scared... What if they're big and scary and mean?" Chucky asked. "Oh, don't worry, Chucky. I'll bet they're real nice, and they'll play all kinds of games with us an' stuff!" Tommy assured his friend. "Or maybe they're really big green slimy monsters!" Phil suggested, and Chucky dove underneath the kitchen table. Then the doorbell rang. Drew opened the door, and the five gundam pilots stepped inside. "Oh, hi guys. The kids are over there, if you look hard enough you'll find everything you need, have fun, bye." And then Drew and Deedee walked out the door to their car and drove away.
"Okay... So, you're Angelica, right?" Duo asked. "Yes, I'm Angelica." Hehehe... They have no idea what I'm going to do to them, do they? "And this guy must be Tommy. Which means the red haired one's Chucky, and those two over there are Phil and Lil." Quatre said. Angelica smiled a demonic smile and walked over to Quatre, quickly changing her smile to an angelic one. "Hello, Mr. Babysitter guy. What's your name?" Quatre smiled and knelt down. "I'm Quatre. Nice to meet you." "Quatre, will you play with me and Cynthia?" She asked, showing him her Cynthia doll. "Sure!" Quatre stood up, and Angelica led him to the living room where she had all of her Cynthia toys set up.
Phil and Lil ran to Heero and began pulling his legs in opposite directions. "Stop it!" Heero grabbed a pistol and aimed it at Phil, than at Lil. "Let go of me or I'll shoot!" Duo hit Heero. "Heero, stop it. Be nice to the kids." "That guy with the long hair seems nice enough... Maybe I'll just hang around him for a while." Chucky walked over to Duo and grabbed ahold of his left leg. "Hey, whatcha doing? Why are you hiding behind me? You scared or something?" Duo turned around so he was facing Chucky. "Hey, I've got an idea... You like cookies, don't you?" Chucky nodded his head. "Alright then. Follow me." Duo walked into the kitchen to search for cookies.
Phil went over to Trowa, and Lil to Wufei. Tommy was the only one brave enough to approach Heero. "What do you want, Tommy?" Tommy looked up at Heero. "Let's go look for pirate treasure!" Heero looked surprised. "What the?" "Come on! We've got to get to the treasure before the pirates do!" "Duo! Duo, help! This kid just talked to me!" Duo came out of the kitchen, followed by Chucky, who was happily eating his cookie. "He can't talk, he's just a baby." "Hey, you can help look for pirate treasure too, Chucky! And you can come too... Uh... Duo?" Duo froe in surprise. "He talked. He just said he wanted me to help him look for pirate treasure. Right? I'm not going crazy, am I?" Heero shook his head. "He talked all right. Maybe we should do what he says and look for pirate treasure."
"Um... Okay, so You're Cynthia. And I'm....?" "You're Cynthias dog, Spot." "Right then..." Quatre held the plastic dog figure in his hand. "So... What do I do?" Angelica smiled. "You get to get Cynthias newspaper, and her fuzzy pink bunny slippers, and her food, and her drinks, and her dresses, and anything else she wants." Quatre looked at her in confusion. "But... Dogs can't do that." "Cynthias dog can. He's a special dog!" Special enough to be Cynthias slave, huh? I can't be rude though, I have to play with her... "Hey, you aren't playing right!" Angelica yelled, and she hit Quatre. "OW! I'm sorry! I'll play right! I promise!" Angelica kicked Quatre between the legs. "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!! Hey, why'd... you... do that?" Angelica just smiled and hit Quatre again. "OW, stop it, please! I swear I'll play right! I'll get Cynthia her pink fuzzy bunny slippers, and her dresses, and her food, and her drinks, and her newspaper, and I'll change channels on the tv for her, and... And whatever else she wants me to do!" Angelica hit Quatre again and then said "Well, okay. Cynthia wants her dog to get her a cookie from the kitchen." Quatre went to the kitchen and came back with a cookie. Angelica took the cookie and kicked Quatre. "OW!" He yelled, and he fell to the ground. "You were too slow! Cynthia doesn't want a cookie anymore. Now she wants some milk. Hurry up and get her some milk!" Quatre ran back to the kitchen for milk.
"You're Phil, right? My name's Trowa." "Hi. Wanna go dig out in the back yard for worms?" Phil asked. ".... Did you just talk??" Heero walekd over to Trowa. "They are talking babies. They're special. (Do exactly as they say. They might kill you if you don't.)" Trowa let Phil lead him outside to dig for worms. "You can use your hands or that plastic shovel over there. But if I was you, I'd use my hands." Oh, crap. I have to use my hands or this kid's going to kill me. I just know it. "Um... I'll dig with my hands, if that's all right with you." Trowa began digging for worms. "Um... I found one. What do I do with it now?" "Eat it. Duh." Trowa gulped nervously. "E-Eat it? Uh... Well, if you want, you could have it instead..." Phil shook his head. "No, you found it, so you get to eat it. I can get my own worms. Oh, I found one!" Trowa closed his eyes and dropped the worm in his mouth. He nearly choked on the worm as it went down. I'm going to puke! "Um, Phil, I just got an idea on how to get worms faster. Would you mind if I went and got something to help?" "Naw, go ahead and get it." Trowa ran into the house and to the bathroom where he then began to vomit.
"Hmmm... Your name is Lil, right?" Lil nodded. "Right. I'm Wufei." "Hello Wufei. Hey, let's go catch frogs!" Wufei stared at Lil with big, wide eyes. "Hey, Wufei? If that kid starts talking to you, do exactly what she says or she'll kill you." Duo informed him. Wufei drove Lil to the park where they began searching for frogs. Wufei caught a frog after a few minutes, and asked Lil what he was supposed to do with it. "Put it in your diaper." "Um... I don't wear a diaper. I wear underwear." "Okay, put it in your underwear then. It tickles!" Yeah, I'll bet it does... You put it in your diaper, you little brat! Argh... I can't argue. She might kill me. After all, she can talk. Babies shouldn't be able to talk. Therefore I must assume she's capable of anything. Wufei put the frog in his underwear. A woman walked by just after he did that, and the frog had positioned itself so that it looked like he had an erection. The woman saw that and walked over to Wufei. "Is that a snorkel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" She asked. "So, comeone, I'll let you take me to lunch." Wufei pointed at Lil. "I... I can't, I have to watch her!" "Your daughter can come too." "She isn't my daughter, I'm just babysitting!" The woman smiled. "Well, you can still bring her. It's okay with me." "But... You don't understand! I'm gay! I'm attracted to guys!" The woman laughed. "You don't have to play hard to get, honey. By the way, my names Betty." The woman grabbed Wufei by the hand and called to Lil. Then she took the two into a fancy restaurant and sat down at a booth.
Tommy led Heero, Duo, and Chucky down to the basement in search of pirate treasure. "Hey, Heero, do you think there's really any treasure down here?" Duo asked. "Well, aside from you, there's absolutely nothing of any value down here." Heero quickly kissed Duo and then went back to looking for treasure. "AAAAAHHHHH!!! Tommy, there's a big scary monster over there!" Chucky screamed. Tommy grabbed a flashlight and led the others to the spot Chucky had run from. He shined the flashlight into the shadows. "Chucky, it's just a pile of clothes. Not a big scary monster. Now come on, we've got to hurry up and find that treasure before the pirates do." "Heero, this is boring. Why do we have to follow them around and look for treasure?" "Because if we don't they'll kill us." "How do you know that?" "I don't Are you willing to take that chance?" Duo thought for a while. "Well, if it was just me, yes. But I wouldn't be able to stand it if you died, so no." "Then we have to keep looking for treasure."
To be continued...
Well, that's the first chapter. Review it and I might put up another chapter, maybe even more. I'm tired now, so I'm going to bed after a long hard day of writing and listening to Cledus T. Judds songs for inspiration. Ta-ta, bye-bye, and so long. *Snore* Oh, crap. I fell asleep. Okay, review it, got it Good. Night...