England
I was so happy to see those mean Romans who had been mean to Mother leave; but she disappeared soon after too. It was about 408 AD, and I was all by myself, nothing but small tribes and left with nothing. Shortly after I ended up seeing other people like me, I didn't like all of them. Mainly that idiot that came from Gaul, later known as France. One that was really great was Lunaria, she was very nice when we first met, unlike the others previously mentioned. She was so welcoming, and the prettiest girl I had ever seen. I knew I had to meet her, so when our bosses decided to meet outside for a sunny lunch I knew I couldn't mess it up.
I knew I had to try to say something manly or her or something to begin to show I fancied her, even though we both looked about ten for humans. I saw a big stick out in the field and I knew I could lift it and show off, but she was also just staring at me looking cute, so I said, "You have a stick in your hair". Blank faced just said that she had a stick in her hair that she probably spent a while fixing before our leaders let us meet. So she ran off crying out of embarrassment, and I sat there rethinking all of the decisions I had ever made in my life, whilst my boss was chastising me and hers was trying to find where she ran off to. My face was as red as a tapestry, her boss was chasing her trying to get Lunaria to return, mine was still ranting at me, and the guards from both sides looked about ready to piss themselves from containing their laughter.
That was my first meeting with dear Luna, needless to say it got better. Much better. Through wars and plague, she was by my side as the best allies on the planet. We hardly ever had any issues that lasted longer than a few decades. We grew as nations and as people (appearances grew as well) until I had a rather messy Civil War, the War of the Roses. Henry 7th took over and he decided a great way to start off his rule would be for our two nations to sign a treaty that would be as close to married as we could be. We had always been very close, and even had some physical things, but contracts like that are very intimidating. This was going to get very interesting very fast.