"Yuuko-san, what are you doing?" Watanuki asked as he stepped inside the shop. Really, nothing should surprise him anymore. However, there was something a little suspicious about Yuuko sitting at an artist's board with a pen in one hand, a mostly empty jar of ink on the table, and Mokona nodding appreciatively over her shoulder. She was also humming something that sounded suspiciously like "Brick House."
"Drawing yaoi images of Kurogane and Fai."
After initially spazzing about the nature of what she was drawing, Watanuki suddenly stopped and asked "Who?"
"Kurogane and Fai D. Flowright. They're world travelers with those children. We gave the white Mokona to them so they could travel between dimensions." She raised her pen with a flourish while Watanuki tried to process the information and remember exactly who she was talking about. "I've decided to start a respectable career as a doujinshi artist."
"That's not doujinshi! Those are real people!" At least he thought they were; his brain was still a little bit fuzzy on that subject. Besides, what if Yuuko decided she wanted to start drawing yaoi images of him?! "And that's not a respectable career!"
"The KuroFai fans will be very pleased with it," Mokona said, pulling away from her drawing.
"They have fans!?"
"I still think Fai's legs are a little too long for the position they're in," Yuuko commented objectively, obviously ignoring Watanuki's spazfest in the corner.
"I don't think the fangirls will care. Or even notice"
"You're right, of course, Mokona." She moved to dip her pen in the ink and suddenly seemed to realize her supply was running low. "Ah! Watanuki-kun! I seem to be running low on ink. Go to the store and get me some."
"Why should I help fulfill your twisted perverted fantasies?" he accused, but went off to do it anyway. Anything was better than waiting around for Yuuko to ask him to pose for one of her drawings. She would probably get Doumeki to help. Better those other two than him.
"Ah, Watanuki-kun, if you only knew," she said as soon as he was out the door. She smirked as she pulled out a photo manipulation of Doumeki and Watanuki she had made earlier in the week. "If only it was as easy to spy on them as it is the other two." She sighed and shoved the photo back into her bra. "Mokona, lets see what our ninja friend and boytoy mage are up to, shall we?"
Yuuko watched with extreme interest and contemplated getting popcorn as Kurogane proceeded to cause Fai to have a mental breakdown. When it became apparent to her that no angst sex was going to follow, she turned away with a frustrated groan. "What is it going to take for those two to entertain me with hot, sweaty sex?"
"Mistress, Subaru-san said he would have to cancel tea this afternoon."
"Cancel tea this afternoon."
"Ah, I completely forgot I had invited him over here today." She turned her attention back to her drawing. "Hm, I seem to remember Subaru telling me he realized how he felt about Seishiro after the man lost an eye." She closed her eyes, circled her finger in the air and planted it down randomly on her paper.
"Is that Fai's leg or Kurogane's neck?" Mokona asked her.
She stared at the drawing. "I knew I should have focused more on the shading." She took a small sip from her bottle of sake. She stared at her drawing some more. She downed the entire bottle of sake. Looking back at the picture she declared, "It's Fai's leg."
"Poor Fai," Mokona said, turning away from the drawing. "He has such pretty eyes."
Yuuko voiced her agreement. "Gomen, Fai-san. But the two of you really brought this upon yourselves."