WARNING!!!! I do not own Naruto. If I did it would be called "Kakashi" and it would be a half hour of shirtless pictures of him.

On a morning much unlike any other, Gai was thinking of some contest to beat Kakashi in. He finally came up with one and ran over to Kakashi's house to present the challenge before him. Trouble is when he got there...he forgot. Damn.

"Oh well...I will try again tomorrow. Do you here me Kakashi??? I WILL RETURN!!!"

"Huh?" said our favorite masked jounin, putting down his oh so dirty book to. He saw Gai standing on his front lawn and decided to see what crazy challenge he was coming to announce. "Did you say something?"

"Damn you Kakashi! Damn you and all of your hipness!"

"...whatever."

Later...

Gai went the whole day moping around because of Kakashi. He was always coming up short of him. As of last week, the record was 50-51. He couldn't even beat him in a simple game of rock paper scissors.

"Sigh, I'm so depressed."

Not even the sight of Lee at that place where everyone always seems to go to train

could cheer him up.

"Guys," said Lee, calling his teammates over. "Something's wrong with Gai sensei."

"Well what do you want us to do about it?" asked Tenten.

"We're going to cheer him up!"

"You can count me out," said Neji. He then slowly walked away to find something better to do. Damn good for nothing pretty boy.

"Ok Tenten, here's the plan."

2 hours later...

After two hours of trying to cheer Gai sensei up and failing very single time, Lee and Tenten

were about to explode. They tried everything. Lee even got him a new spandex suit thing (thanks a lot Lee...like he needed another one of those.) Nothing worked.

"Ok," said Tenten, getting really, really annoyed. "I give up. Just let him be upset."

"Fine, I guess your right. Bye Gai sensei. We're leaving now."

"Ok...bye." said their sensei gloomily.

Later...

"Sigh," said Gai plopping down on his bed after a long day. "I hate always coming in second to a guy who wears a mask and has gray hair! Why is he so cool? One day I wish I was cool like that. Just for one day. I wish I was Kakashi."

And with these thoughts in his head, he fell asleep.

The next morning...

Gai woke up early the next morning, groggy and with terrible morning breath. He was so groggy that he didn't seem to notice his surroundings. After brushing his teeth, he decided that a shower would be the best thing to do to wake him up. Shortly after he began his shower, he noticed that he was..."better endowed" than he was the night before.

"Hmmm," he thought "This is a pleasent surprise."

After he finished with his shower, he went to make himself breakfast. It was then that he realized that he wasn't in his kitchen. He walked back to his bedroom pondering this fact.

"That's strange...why am I in Kakashi's house? OH MY GOD??? Where's Kakashi...did I..."

he stopped himself right in time.

As he was walking by the bathroom, he caught the mirror in the corner of his eye.

"OH MY GOD!!!! I'm Kakashi!!!"

In Gai's house...

"hey," thought a puzzled Kakashi. "Why am I in Gai's house and...WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING SPANDEX?????"

Ok...that was horrible but I don't really care what you think...ok...I do but this is basically for my friend...