Sympathy for the Devil
"WAAAAAHH! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!" cried Caillou
"I DON'T WANNA, I DON'T WANNA, I DON'T WANNA!" continued Caillou
"GOD DAMN IT COULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?" shout The Devil
The Devil was frustrated...he just wanted someone nice to keep him company, his intention was to take Rosie down to hell so she could keep him company because he found Rosie to be a very sweet little girl, or even Gilbert because he's quite fond of small animals, but instead he captured his worst nightmare...Caillou the most annoying, whiny little tard to ever walk Planet Earth. This made the Devil very, very upset. Could you blame him?
And once the Devil has taken a living being down to Hell, that person's soul is bound to hell, and can never released. Of course they can go into the world of living but the soul will always return back to Hell. The Devil knew these rules and has regreted his actions the moment he heard Caillou's voice. This made the Devil very, very sad.
"I WANNA GO HOME!" screamed Caillou
"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled The Devil
The Devil swung his firey arm at Caillou...Caillou was instantly killed, BUT his body and soul immediately reformed. The Devil was stunned by this discovery, he knew Caillou wouldn't stay dead, but normally it would take a couple of days for a being to reform in Hell. The Devil began to weep uncontrollably.
"What's wrong?" asked Caillou
"I gonna be stuck with you forever" cried The Devil
"Huh why is that bad?" asked Caillou
"BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANNOYING SHIT-STAIN THAT CAN NEVER GET AWAY FROM NOW ON" yelled The Devil
"Do be sad, I just thought of a song we could sing...it goes like this...I'm just a kid who's four,
Each day I grow some more!
I like exploring, I'm Caillou
So many things to do,
Each day there's something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning, changing each day!
With mommy and daddy and finding my way-
Growing up is not so tough
Except when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou...
(And me, and me, and me!)" sung Caillou annoyingly
"RRAAAAAAHHHHH!" cried The Devil
The Devil once again killed Caillou...
And so began a very strange relationship.
Fin