Hi its unwantedstranger (this is also my SN) and today we are playing truth or dare. It will be a crossover between Bleach and FullMetal Alchemist. Midori is my own character so I made her. So give me some ideas as we go along. Also…sup megelert3 XD

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA or Bleach. I do own some laundry detergent that my grandmother uses, and furry moronic animals.

"Edward?" said Midori

"Yeah?"

"I'm bored"

"Well, find a way to entertain yourself!!!!!!"

"Don't take it out on me when you're also bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey", said Al, "why don't we go to Winry's house and play truth or dare?"

'YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' they both said

At Winry's House

'Hey who invited the military???' asked Midori

"Yeah well, who invited Strawberry head and his peeps?" asked Edward

'…I never knew you used the word 'peeps' FullMetal' said Roy

"Well, after traveling with an idiot like Midori, you say random things like that." said Ed

"If I'm an idiot then you are a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry teeny tiny jackass." replied Midori.

"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?" yelled out Edward

"…is he always like this?" asked Ichigo.

"Only if you call him short and piss him off the way I do it." Said Midori smirking or going something like this: .

"Okay lets get this show on the road, Winry, do you have any bottles lying around?" asked Al.

"Yup I think that I- I mean- Auntie Pinako left some in the other room." said Winry.

"She's a drunk isn't she Midori?" asked Rukia, turning to Midori, who was lying on the floor holding her arms up to her chest, rocking back and forth mumbling something.

"No way Mommy, I keep telling you, I don't want to play with Winry, she found one of Auntie Pinako's smelly bottles that she always drinks and now she's attacking me with me with her wrench and now she won't stop. Please Mommy I don't want to play with her. You can't make me. I SAID YOU CAN'T MAKE ME MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried out Midori.

"I'm back!" said Winry, "what?" the people was looking at her funnily.

"Oh yeah, I invented a truth-teller. It's a machine that will kill- I mean- electrify anybody who tells a lie. So please be very truthful." Winry said

"So let's play" said Ed, "of course I will go first"

So then Edward spins the bottle and it lands on…Havoc.

"Truth or dare, smoker"

"Dare, I ain't afraid.

"So then what kind of torture should I put on you?" said Edward, smirking.

"Oh Ed, I know" said Midori, she then whispered into his ear.

"That's very good, okay then, Havoc I command you to lose your cigarettes for the entire week and tell us what had happened during that week." said Ed.

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No way!!!!!!!!! I don't want to do that, please don't make me!" cried out Havoc.

"Tough luck Havoc, see you in a week."

1 week later

"So Havoc, anything interesting happened during your week?" asked Ed.

"First it seemed okay but then I kept seeing these one-horned, one-eyed, big purple people eater. They kept coming at me, as if they were trying to eat my brains. Then these cute pink bunnies were coming at me and I couldn't get away they were everywhere. SAVE ME. SAVE ME I need my cigarettes. Please, please" he said sobbingly.

And everybody just back away and Ed threw a pack of them at Havoc, which he started to jump for joy and kissing them.

PLEASE SEND ME IDEAS FOR THIS FANFIC

SPANKS