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A/n: What happen when Yachiru was hungry and Ikkaku was walking by? I got this idea after I saw a fiction where Ikkaku got teeth marks on his head.
"I am hungryyyy!" Yachiru whined. She stood up on her chair in the office she shared with her Ken-chan (Zaraki Kenpachi). But Kenpachi was to busy battling with his paperwork to heed the young girl. Pouting, Yachiru looked around for something to eat. When she turned towards the window, she saw something round and smooth like an egg walking past the window.
Ikkaku and Yumichika were walking past their taicho's office when Ikkaku suddenly felt a pain on his head. Reaching up in puzzlement, he caught a handful of fabric. More puzzled than ever, he tugged lightly on the fabric only to feel the pain worsened. Turning to look in the glass of the window, he gave out a most girly squeal that was heard all over Sereitei.
"Yachiru-fukutaicho, please let go of my head!" Ikkaku begged with the pink-haired fukutaicho. He nearly has a heart attack when he saw Yachiru attached to his head by her mouth. Yachiru shook her head violently, causing Ikkaku to yell as if being murdered. Yumichika had long since taken refuge in the office nearby. He could not stop laughing at the ridiculous sight in front of him. Imagine a pink hair young girl biting the bald hear of a young man.
Just then, Matsumoto and Hisagi came by holding bentos. In a flash, Yachiru had let go of Ikkaku's bald head and snatched away Matsumoto's bento. Opening it, she began to wolf everything down. By the time she finished, Matsumoto and Hisagi had gotten the story out of Yumichika.
Matsumoto sat down next to the girl and asked curiously, "Yachiru, why did you bite Ikkaku's head?" Yachiru looked up innocently and explained, "You see, I was very hungry and I saw something that was as round and smooth as an egg walking past the window. So I try to eat it. I did not noticed it was Ikky's bald head!" Peals of laughter rang out from the three of them, excluding Ikkaku and Yachiru.
But an angry voice shouted down to the five shinigami as Kenpachi became annoyed at the noise. "OY! SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!" he shouted. Immediately silence reigned. None dared to anger the taicho when he was in a foul mood, usually during his work on paperwork.