"It's dark in here."
"Thank you for observing that, Padfoot."
"All because you're my best friend doesn't mean you can be snotty to me…"
"Shut up, Padfoot."
"Thank you Moony, he needed that."
"POTTER! It is all YOUR bloody fault we are bloody stuck in here! I will never forgive you for this!"
"Well, excuse me for breathing, your Majesty."
"Are there any butter cookies in here…?"
"Yes, there's one stuck up my nose."
"Really, Padfoot?"
"Yes, but don't check. And I 'm not Padfoot. I am not Sirius Black."
"Really? What are you then?"
"A giraffe. And you aren't really Peter Pettigrew, either!"
"Well, I never! What am I then?"
"You're an imbecile."
"Siri –us!"
"Stop whining, Wormtail."
"POTTER! Get us out of here!"