Kaitlin&Kaito: Hi everyone.

Kaitlin: Well this is sung to the song Superstar by Toybox.

Kaito: She apparently made this up on the way home from school Thursday.

Kaitlin: It's true. ME NO OWN ANYTHING. Enjoy!


I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

Got many dead bodies, Im a Varia member

My life is happy honey, Have you seen my room?

I know alot of people, Im a Varia member

Everybody know me, they run away from me

I got a coat (got a coat)

I love little boys (love little boys)

You know my name (know my name)

And i just want you to know

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

Ive got eight umbrealls , Im a Varia member

I really love the boss, Am i cool or gay?

I have a lot of piercings, Im a Varia member

I tried to kill a five year old, thats the way we are

I got a coat (got a coat)

I love little boys (Love little boys)

You know my name (know my name)

And i just want you to know

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

I got green and red hair

Love my little sunglasses

Love to cook I am gay

Prettier than Levi!

I got muscles Im a stud

I wish the boss would praise me

Im so fly ill kill you in a second

Cross my heart and hope to die

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are

I am a Varia member with a big big house and a big bad boss

I am a Varia member and i dont care who you are


Kaitlin: Well how was it?

Kaito: Too much gay.

Kaitlin: Not you but yeah sorry about the over use of gay.

Kaito: Well that's it. Bye.

Kaitlin: Bye-bi~