Hermione aproached Ron. "Ron," she began, "I don't think this is working out."
Ron stared at her then began balling. "I THOUGHT YOU LUVVED ME, MIONE!"
"Don't call me that I hate that name."
"But… Mione…"
"I've moved on Ron." Harry walked up to Mione and they made out.
"I love him now!" and they kissed some more. Their tongues engaged in a violent battle. Their were no survivors. The two parted.
The two left arm in arm with Harry cooing to Mione, "I love you forever, you're my soulmate, Mione"
Ron was puzzled. "I thought she hated that name"