Sakura Haruno was walking through the village on Saturday morning. As usual she was searching for none other than Sasuke Uchiha. She had been looking for him for about 2 hours and was getting agitated. So she decided to go back home for the day. She was passing her lawn and was about to go inside when she heard a noise in the backyard. Curious, she went to investigate. What Sakura say would be etched in her mind forever. There in front of her was her pool boy and gardener (both men) in a full-blown make out session. At the top of her lungs (which is pretty damn high) she screamed bloody murder. Any bird in a 10 mile perimeter fell to the ground dead and all the windows were shattered. It was at that moment that Sasuke Uchiha appeared. "What the hell are you trying to do you psychotic woman" yelled Sasuke. Sakura was only able to stare at the two men, now on the ground cowering in pain. Sasuke still didn't understand so he just stared at Sakura waiting for her to speak. Unfortunately, her voice was long gone along with her sanity. Finally Sasuke got fed up with her and kissed her. After he realized what he just did, he felt the need to puke. He was so disgusted that he dropped kicked her ass! That knocked some sense into her. She got up and started screaming in his face. He just glared at her. After about 3 minutes of her yelling, Sasuke was at his limit. He bitch slapped her and then steamed off.
Sakura couldn't believe what just happened. She was so upset that she ran into the forest crying her eyes out. "Why are you crying girl" Sakura jumped at the sudden noise. She looked up to see the scariest man she'd ever seen. "My names Orochimaru, what's yours?" silence. "hmm. Why don't you come over to my place and we can have a nice little talk." Sakura only nodded.
When the arrived at his "place", he lead her to a room and they started to talk about what had happened that day. "That's awful! What a rude boy. How could he do something so cruel to such a beautiful girl like you". (he must be blind) Sakura smiled at him. Then, things got a little award. Orochimaru slowly leaned in and kissed her. Then, blah blah blah, things got heated up and blah blah blah. Ok anyways, they did some…stuff. After they were done, they just laid there on the bed staring into each others eyes. (gag) That was when Kabuto walked in. "Oh…my…god" was all he managed to get out. Orochimaru and Sakura looked up and covered themselves in embarrassment. "How could you do that to me Orochi-san!!! ( XD ) I thought we had something special!!!" Then Kabuto went over to Sakura and pulled her up by her hair and flung her around and out the window. Then he jumped up and stabbed her to death with his amazing jutsu!! "Oh Kabuto!! That was amazing!!!" yelled Orochimaru. "Oh Orochimaru!!" "Oh Kabuto!!" Then Kabuto jumped on top of Orochimaru.
The End.