Ten Ways To Make A Cowboy Angry

Authors Note : This was a fun idea I had about Cowboy James Storm .

Disclaimer : As much as I wish I do not own the Cowboy .

1. Messing With The Bible Is An Immediate No - God is the boss . He put us here so he can take us out if he so chooses .

2. Don ' t mess with the Stars & Stripes or the Rebel Flag - The Cowboy is a proud US citizen and is very dedicated to his Southern Routes .

3. Be nice to mom - She is the only true angel you will get this side of heaven . She deserves to be respected .

4. Respect the Troops - They defended our freedom and our country .

5. Don ' t touch my BEER without asking - This will make a very unpleasant day for you and will piss off the Cowboy . If you see the Cowboy out on the town do know it is okay to buy him a beer . It is also okay to sit and have a beer with the Cowboy .

6. Don ' t harm women or children - If the Cowboy catches you hurting a woman or child in his presence , hell - to - pay for you . If the Cowboy hears that any of you are hurting a woman or child , he will hunt you down .

7. Don ' t mess with my family - Future boys who wants to date my daughter . All I ' ve got to say is if you hurt her , not only will I hunt you down , but note that I also have locker room full of wrestlers who will gladly back me up including some of my buddies that have left Impact Wrestling like Chris Harris , Petey Williams , and the Naturals .

8. Don ' t mess with my friends - Chris Harris and Bobby Roode are like my brothers even though we have gone our separate ways , we are still willing to have each others backs . So , if you hurt them , you answer to the Cowboy and that includes messing with Fortune .

9. Don ' t mess with the Cowboy ' s hat , ring gear , or horse - It will make the Cowboy angry .

10. Last , but not least . Don ' t make any attempt to tear down Impact Wrestling or harm Impact Wrestling - Cowboy has been with TNA since the first day and it is like a second home to him and he will defended it with honor to what ever end . And trust me I will take as many down with me as I can , just asked the Aces & Idiots if you don ' t believe me .

If anyone of you is caught not following these ten Cowboy rules given to you by the Cowboy James Storm , all I have to say is Sorry About Your Damn Luck . This message has been brought to you by the Tennessee Cowboy himself .

- Cowboy James Storm