Hola!! This is going to be a set of drabbles and oneshots! Some of the ideas are my own but some of them belong to Mirrored In My Mind. She has helped me come up with ideas for this fic and so i want to dedicate this first chappie to her! I hope everyone enjoys it and please review!!!!!!!
Part 1: Stickers are fun!
There was nothing amiss in Gotham so Bruce Wayne decided to take a nice relaxing walk around downtown. He never seemed to get outside lately without being dressed up in a bat costume.
He was deep in thought when a brightly colored sticker caught his attention. It was in the window of a random shop that was closed for the night. As he read it his eyes got big and his mouth dropped open. Right there stuck to the glass for the world to see was a big black and yellow sticker that said:
My building was hit by Batman and lived!
Bruce couldn't believe his eyes! He walked away quickly mulling over the sticker. Were there more? Who would buy such a thing? As he started to head home he paid more attention to his surroundings. Slowly his curiosity started to descend into panic. The more he walked the more horrified he became. They were EVERYWHERE!! The worst part of it was they weren't just on buildings. They were on cars and purses and shirts.
Batman owes me money!
I was saved by Batman!
There was even one sticker on a car right next to a big dent. It looked vaguely familiar and after reading the sticker Bruce remembered why.
Batman hit my car!
That would be the car he had jumped on last time he was chasing the Joker. The owner hadn't been very happy with him…
By the time Bruce was through the front door of his mansion he was screaming for Alfred. Surely he could shed some light on this mystery. Hearing the distress in Bruce's voice Alfred rushed out to the entry way.
"Master Bruce what's wrong?!" The elderly butler seemed genuinely concerned for his friend and boss, but there was a sly spark in his eyes. Bruce however was too wrapped up in his own mind to take any notice. Rapidly Bruce explained to Alfred what he had seen during his walk. What did his butler know of this? Surely it hadn't just happened overnight.
Alfred claimed he had no idea what was going on and instructed Bruce not to worry about it. Then he made his master some hot chocolate and sent him to bed.
When Bruce was safely asleep Alfred pulled a check out of a pocket inside his jacket and laughed.
"I knew those stickers were a good idea! Poor master Bruce never knew what hit him!"
Poor Bruce. To have a slightly evil butler....Please press the button that says review and tell me what you think!!!! ^_^