A/N: I found this ficlet while reading through an old thread on GW. It was written for the Sam and Jack Weekly One-Shot Challenge. The prompt was Jealousy.
The Many Loves of Samantha Carter
"Daniel."
"Uh-huh."
"Really? You knew?"
"Well, there were times I definitely suspected."
"Teal'c."
"Yup."
"Not surprised?"
"Not really."
"Alright, the alien."
"Which one?"
"All of them. Really, sometimes you're as bad as Daniel."
"Hmmph. None were my type."
"You have a type?"
"You don't?"
"Hammond."
"Uh, sorry?"
"Not me, you! I mean, well, me, but because you, ah hell."
"Ah."
"Ah?"
"Yes, ah. As in ah, I see, I get it."
"You do?"
"Uh-huh."
"Then please explain it to me, I'm starting to give myself a headache."
"Ok, let's start with General Hammond. Being friends with my dad, he got to see a side of me that you never will. Teal'c has a special sense for when I need him and is always there when I need a shoulder. Daniel, well, I can talk about anything in the world with Daniel and he gets my excitement over things that are bright and shiny. And you're upset because everyone, including the aliens, are able to do what they do for me."
"Makes me sound kinda like an ass for being jealous of them."
"And, sometimes you are an ass, but Jack, you've never any need to be jealous."
"But you do love them."
"Yes. But I am in love with you."
"Ah...So...?"
"I know just what will make you feel better about this whole thing."
"You do?"
"Yup. C'mon, let's go find you some cake."