Author's Note

I'm pointing this out now. I DO NOT own Sailor Moon. Have a nice day.

By the way, this is a prequel to Serena or Catarina, but by no means do you have to read Serena or Catarina to get this story. My policy is it's a new style every day, and a new type of narrator! Enjoy!

EDIT: I have updated page styles, and that is all.

Ken and the Chickens!

Chapter 1: Kidnappers' Paradise

Once upon a time in the perfect world of—

"Ahem!" Lita coughed.

"You got a cold Lita?" Serena asked worriedly.

"I could never get a cold unless it's life-threatening and leads to a perfect Ken and me moment!" Lita replied with a smile.

"Hey Lita," Ken said, arriving from behind her.

"Oh no!" Lita cried. "Call a doctor! I think I'm gonna die!"

"Here, I'll walk you to the nurse's office," Ken replied, as the two strolled happily away. Serena sighed.

"Why do such perfect relationships never lead to anything?" Serena sighed.

"Because they're not relevant to the plotline!" Molly chirped in, as Serena fell out of her seat, not expecting her best friend to show up out of nowhere. "Much like me after the beginning of the series! Although I did play—no wait, that too was the beginning of the series! See?"

"Then why are you here now?" Serena asked, confused.

"I'm making a cameo. See ya around Serena, and watch out for dark alleyways!" Molly said, fading away mysteriously.

"Okay! I guess I'll have to be super-careful when walking home today!" Serena said. "Because that's definitely some obvious foreshadowing right there!"

"Serena, can you use that big of a word?" Amy asked, who had obviously been sitting there quietly eating her lunch.

"I can now Amy!" Serena giggled. "I can get smarter!"

Umm…okay, let's rewind some here. First off, Lita would not stroll off happily with Ken to the nurse's office. They would most definitely skip. Yeah, I think they're going to skip instead. And second, we're going to scratch the Molly cameo. She definitely gave Serena advice she didn't need to hear yet. So sorry Serena, no smart words for you today. Okay, now let's roll!

After the very perfect class with Miss Haruna where no student ever got a wrong answer, not even the sleeping Serena managed to get even one mistake (granted Miss H never saw the poor thing napping), Serena packed up for the day. Outside the gates of the school, Serena's super-hot perfect boyfriend was waiting for her. He always knew exactly what to say to put her in good mood, even if it was too deep for her to possibly comprehend.

"Hey Serena," Darien said softly.

"Oh Darien," Serena said. "Are you going to drive me home today?"

"Mysteriously enough, my car has to be in the shop today, but I figured that you would love to just walk home with me," Darien replied.

"Hooray!" Serena cheered, as the couple started the walk home. "Oh Darien! Look! A dark alleyway!"

"I don't know Serena. I've always heard that those are bad," Darien said, looking at the alleyway with caution.

Break! Okay, Darien, no intelligence for you! Curse your mother for telling you those are dangerous! Now that that's settled, back to the show!

"Hooray!" Serena cheered, as the couple started the walk home. "Oh Darien! Look! A dark alleyway!"

"Want to take a quick look?" Darien asked.

"Sure!" Serena squealed, as the couple thoughtlessly walked into the dark alleyway. Forget the fact that there just might be some crazed robber! In this perfect world, nothing can go wrong!

"AAAAIIIEEEE!"

"SERENA! AAAAAHHHH!"

Okay, maybe that can go wrong. It's not like anyone's going to notice that I've just gotten the two main characters in serious trouble—are they?

Meanwhile, at the Cherry Hill Temple, our favorite fire-born Sailor Scout was talking with the others about the upcoming exams.

"It's amazing how goofy Serena gets over Darien sometimes," Raye huffed. Or not. Somehow, with all this boy talk, they'll still manage to pass.

"Guys, we should seriously be studying!" Amy scolded.

"Oh come off it Amy!" Lita said. "You're just worried that we'll start talking about you and Greg."

"There's nothing between me and Greg!" Amy replied.

"Oh please, and that secret outing two nights ago is proof of this nothing that you're talking about!" Mina said. Amy turned crimson.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Amy whispered.

"Ooh! An outing with you and Greg? What happened?" Raye asked, as the girls smothered poor, sweet Amy back into a corner.

"You see, me and Greg visited this dark alleyway and saw this strange violet light."

NO! You cannot tell them about this Amy! They'll guess what happened to Serena and Darien too quickly! So I change the location of your date to a library! Man, I love these powers!

"You see, me and Greg went to the library."

"At midnight? What books were you looking for?" Mina asked devilishly.

"I don't know why you're spying on me at midnight Mina!" Amy shot back, her face red and steam escaping her body.

"Well—you see," Mina said, as she was now the "chosen one" as the girls hounded her for the next three hours. Amy finally managed to recover, and the girls planned to go home for the night.

"Hey Lita, weren't you fatally sick earlier?" Mina asked.

"I miraculously recovered after a perfect Ken and me moment!" Lita replied.

"Oh yeah, I love those," Amy sighed.

"You know, Serena didn't show up at all today. Do you think she's all right?" Lita asked.

"She's probably off in somearcade with Darien," Raye said, as the group giggled.

"There's no chance she's in any danger, or else Trista would have told us, right?" Mina asked.

"Yeah, that's right. We can all rely on her without question because she guards the Time Gates and she'd never lie to us!" Raye said.

"Right!" the others chorused. So they parted, and went home for the night.

Okay, so it seems like I'm siding with the bad guys right now, but I'm not, okay? I'm sure the others, as always, will have an emergency meeting in the morning to discuss the situation of their disappearance because hey, who wouldn't miss a blond-haired teen with pigtails and her perfect (although now stupid) boyfriend? Until next time!