Chapter One: This chapter has not won...but two!
Almost all the smashers are sitting at a large rectangular table...where they got that rectangular table from, nobody knows...
"I'm bored...like a board!" Kirby says, taking an apple and somehow munching on it.
"I'm not!" Pichu says, eating some trail mix, "I've got all those presents... hmhmhmhmhm!" Suddenly Ganondorf comes in wearing a baseball cap.
"Muahahahaha!" he says as he takes out a baseball bat, "Plaaaaay baaaaall!" He starts swinging the bat around like a maniac. Zelda sighs.
"Is this NEVER GONNA END?" Zelda suddenly yells out, taking a tall glass and drinking the liquid sugar inside it...
"Mueeheehee - this madness has got to stop!" Captain Falcon said, suddenly standing up. He stares at everybody with a strange glow in his eyes.
"WHAT'S WITH MUH pasta?" Luigi says, examining the pasta that is now flying off the plate...
"Why is everybody crazy?" Roy asks, suddenly realizing how weird his question sounds.
"Why? Because we all FEEL LIKE IT!" Mewtwo yells, jumping out onto a random platform as he does his taunt.
"A raisin? A RAISIN? NO! Get this RAISIN AWAY FROM ME!" Marth yells, suddenly bombarded by a packet of raisins.
"You...are...EVIL! THE KILLER OF RAISINS!" the raisins yell out, glowing strangly as they just float there in the air...
"So...what exactly is going on here?" Pikachu asks, taking a glass of water and...
"I don't know...Do you think the Shadow put a crazy spell on them?" Ness asks, quite fascinated with the whole spectrum of life. Suddenly the Shadow comes bursting in...breaking the wall in half.
"I DID!" the Shadow yells, suddenly taking off in magnificent wonder...
"Well, that explains it.." Pikachu states happily, taking some grapes from Link.
"NO! MY GRAPES!" Link says, taking out a bomb and throwing it at Pikachu. The two fly in opposite directions as Pichu and Jigglypuff take over the stealing of Link's grapes.
"No! MY...GRAPES!" Link says as he starts choking himself.
"You all are such...id-yuts!" Bowser says, stealing Jigglypuff's microphone...
"ME MINICROPHONE!" Jigglypuff says in a random yet strange voice...trying to retreive the microphone from Bowser. After a couple minutes of Jigglypuff and Bowser battling, Yoshi comes over and eats the microphone...for he thought it was banana flavored!
"Dude...is there supposed to be a plot yet?" Fox asks, admiring the glowing raisins.
"Who knows?" says a random yet strange...uh...star?
"I do!" a random guy comes in, wearing a bright blue tuxedo, "A have a mission for you all...Each of you must get me...a plastic cup!"
"Or what?" Marth says, suddenly standing up, not knowing that the raisins are coming in for the kill.
"Or...I...shall...SUMMON ALL THE BANANAS IN THE WORLD!" the guy starts laughing idiotically.
"BANANAS?" Roy asks, quite befuzzled, "NO! WE MUST RETREIVE THIS PLASTIC CUP!"
"Uh...I think you are the only one who doesn't want the bananas..." Pichu says truthfully.
"FINE! I WILL GO GET A PLASTIC CUP BY MYSELF!" Roy yells racing out the door...not 'a door', THE door.
A/N: Wow, I'm hyper yet bored...Muahahahahahaha! Well, that's a...start to a sequel? Who knows? Ah, Starecko should! (I'm Lincoln...I'm in a cent!)