Ok, in this the frogs discover fanfiction. I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that this plot is overused. Some yaoi, some not. This was requested by a IRL friend of mine, so I wrote this for him. Love ya Yoshi!
Disclaimers: I don't own this site or Sgt. Frog.
Warnings: Yaoi, TamamamaxKeroro, one-sided GiroroxNatsumi, evil Kululu, and lonely Dororo
"Kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh.(I don't know how to write down Kululu's laugh, so this is the only thing I could think of.)"
"Hey, Kululu. Watcha looking at?" Sgt. Keroro asked.
"It's called fanfiction, people from all over Pekopon write stories about us and post them on this website." Kululu replied.
"Really?" Keroro asked, "Cool! Can you find some of that stuff about me?"
"I'm reading one right now. It's about you and Tamama."
"Huh ok, let me see what it's about... eww! That's gross Kululu! Me and Tamama in a relationship! GROSS!"
"Well it could be worse. This stuff is just what people call fluff. You should see some of the more.. intimate yaoi."
"WHAT THE & %^ IS YAOI"
"It's a relationship between to male charecters, actually you and Tamama are the most preffered pairing on this website."
"Hey, Sergent Stupid! You forgot to the laundry!" Natsumi shouted, "What the heck are you doing now?"
"It's called fanfiction, hey Kululu why dontcha bring up one about Natsumi?"
"Ok, kuh-kuh-kuh. Here's one about her and Giroro."
Natsumi started to read it, but her face started to turn redder, and redder, until she looked like a fire truck.
"WHAT THE HELL FROGS!" Just the Giroro came in. "What are you doing now, Sgt Major?" he asked, no hint of sarcasm in his voice (for once XD). "I can't believe this! Here Giroro read it." Natsumi demanded.
"Cough, cough, um its..."
"It makes no sense! I mean, I'm a human. And you! Your a, your a.. FROG! I mean c'mon! How does that even work!"
"Well, uh maybe..."
"What Giroro,Do you actually like this stuff"
"No! Not this stuff, but uh maybe, the two of us.."
"Could go destroy this persons hopes and dreams? I agree! Let's go Giroro!" And with that Natsumi dragged Giroro out to go find the author (Uh, oh... Hide me before she kills me!).
"Well, back to the Keroro and Tamama fanfiction" Kululu said, making Keroro turn a different shade of green.
"Hey Mister Sergent whatcha doing?" Tamama asked, coming into the frogs 'secret' base. Kululu responded instead. "We're reading fanfiction, this one is about you and Keroro."
Tamama read it, grin getting bigger and bigger. "Hey Sarge! (Smiles evily) LET'S TRY THIS OUT!" And with that Tamama grabbed Keroro and ran into a closet. Dororo came in saying, "Hey what about me?"
"Nope, no fanfiction about you." Kululu responded.
"Figures." Dororo wept as he hid in his emo corner
Um, yeah. That last part is from Ouran Highschool Host Club, cause you know Tamaki sulks in his emo corner and grows mushrooms in peoples closets, but since Keroro and Tamama were occupying the closet... well I want to keep Dororo innocent for a little while longer. (Smiles innocently while devil's horns and tails appear on her.) Well review!
