Harry Potter Champter 5

It wis getting dark. Bill looked like he wood win over everybooty. But then Dumbuttdoor came and because he wis gay he tried to hold off Billcosby by sexing him. "I'll hold him off Harry you just do wut you need to do to stop him for good and end this all finally." He then tried to stop billcosby from raping. WIth his cock. it werked but herry needed to gather strength. He remember something from long ago to help him. He only thought of it now becuz he had amnesia.
(Flashback 10 years)

Bfore hog's warts Harry was walking across the street to skool. He saw a flying soccer come down in front of him. When the smokeyness cleared out stepped the nannerpuss; A pangender banana octopus that searched the cosmos for worthy beings. He sed "Koopoola Shippa Shippa ship titnana cookoo tomcruise." It was some foreign language butt harry knew wut it sed. He asked him to get in his flying soccer. They left for planet TitBawlz23 to learn the ways of the fucking wizurd. On the planet they talked to uther Nanerpusses and studied the ways. Harry went through vigorous training. In sex. He lerned the spirit bum. When he returned to earth he did nut remember anything becuz the aliens extracted his memory from his bawl fibers. They wood return to him when he needed them most.

Harry stood and gather energy for the spirit bum. All the wizards Raised their asses penises and veginas into the air and let loose all of their sex juices to harry. He gathered them in his butt and it would take lonng time to charge up th spirit bum. He neded to wait and hop the other wizurds wood hold off billcosby.