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I told the Characters of twilight that I owned them and these were their reaction.

"Own me you deserve to be malled by a bear you Yellow belled story snatcher." -Emmett

"How can you own something as perfect as I?"- Rosalie

"I read minds but it takes no brain to tell this one."-Edward

"I see that owning twilight is not in your future."- Alice

"How can you own true love?"-Bella

"Fuzzy Bunnies!"-Jasper

"You might want a check up because something is defiantly wrong with your head."-Carlisle

"Oh sweety, you want to own us? How very sweet of you."-Esme