What if the Lumas killed Mario? THIS would happen!
Mario reloads the game.
He kills all the Lumas.
Then he uses their stardust to get to the centre of the universe.
"Mario?"
"Mario!"
"Where-a is the lava pool-a?"
"Right there..." Bowser says.
Mario manevers Peach over the lava, and dips her in it.
Her last words: "Mario, I hate you!"
"Mario?" asked a confused Bowser.
Luigi comes. "Time for Super Luigi Gala- Mario?"
Mario gets Boo Mushroom. Scares Luigi into lava.
Same last words as Peach.
"Mario?" Bowser pinches self.
Mario takes super cannon. Powers it with all Grand Stars, Power Stars (64 AND Galaxy, total of 240), Shine Sprites, and all Powerups.
"Mario..." Mario hums Rainbow Star track, blowing up galaxies with each note.
"Mario?" Bowser thinks he is insane.
"I'm-a on your-a side now-a!" Bowser slaps self.
"This little Gadd-get, is the Cosmic Cannon. Blows up ENTIRE GALAXIES!"
Bowser's jaw drops.
Two start talking like they have been friends since the beginning of time.
"Wow... We have so much in common!" Bowser said.
"I-a know!" Mario says.
"Wait! Peach and Luigi in Smash!" Bowser says worried.
"We'll-a say Luigi was-a scared of particapating-a, and Peach isn't-a fighter. Simple" Mario said, calming the Koopa King.
"Whoo... Master Hand would end our game for GOOD if he knew." Bowser says.
Master Hand didn't buy it.