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One Shot
AN: Here it is, my first thing for Xigbar day! I had so many ideas but this was a good enough one to do, I figured, to start off with.
You Are A Pirate
Xigbar grinned at his computer, the old bucket of bolts barely even working anymore, but he refused to get rid of his vintage "baby". He sat back a little, licking his lips. He just knew that, after so many personality tests on the internet, he finally found one that would settle this debate with Demyx over his being a surfer-pirate or a surfer-ninja. He refused to bridge both worlds.
The test would tell him, and he was extremely excited. He only had to wait for it to load.
You are a pirate! You sail the seas and steal people's booty, taking and plundering for your own what and whoever you want. You do not care for rules and are a brutal assassin with no training. Good luck against the ninjas!
"What!?" The test must have been lying. "I am not a pirate." He couldn't believe it.
"You realize that you would be just as angry if you were a ninja, correct? Simply stick to being a surfer-ninja-pirate. It's much easier that way." Xaldin offered some good advice from over his shoulder.
"Fine."
AN: Alright, I know it was short, and it was going to be longer originally, but I just wanted to make sure I got something up for the Xiggynator. :3 I loves hiiim~