Cake With A Vengence Chapter 1
It was a beautiful night and sephiroth and his teddy bear we're at the carnival.
"c'mon teddy let go over there" . "......" " teddy are you okay?" "......." "TEDDY" "...yea im fine" teddy said as he jumps around sephiroth in glee.
"let's go there" " okay, do u have the money to pay for the game though?" "of course" he said as he pulled out a platinum visa card. "What 2 year old doesn't have one of these"
"a lot of them don't" "c'mon stop lying to me" "ugh , let's just go" .
as they walk up to the "killing everyone game stand" sephiroth grew and strange felling in his stomach. "what is this" "what are you talking about" "teddy help" "ummm..." .
as the felling grew so did his anger...but that stopped and all that was left was his flamboyant gayness for his teddy.
"TEDDY" he screamed as he grab teddy and hugged him tight with deep red blushes on his face.
"wha.....what's goin on " teddy said as he smiles and looks away"
" i love you teddy" "wait what! O.o, no no no no....i was only supposed to be your friend"
teddy glows red whithj a bright light as he turns into kaoru.
"oh my god X3 your even cuter" " no he won't be happy with this"
hikaoru walks around the corner with a Huge Sword 10x the size of cloud's, The sword Burst's into flame
he dashes at sephiroh and stabs him into a million pieces covering him and kaoru in blood.
After sephiroths body is burned, hikaru walked up to his brother. "i will never let anyone ever love you unless it's me" he said as he held kaoru in his arms tightly.
-- MEANWHILE : a big fat baker walks by seeing the ashses and thought it was free flour day. he goes home and bakes a big preatty cake with preaty pink frosting and red and blue flowers......tbc(to be continued)
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The twins walked home hand in hand. ones head rested on the other's shoulder.
as they walked homw they enounter, roxas and axel walking home in the same style, as they walk by they stare at eachother, as theis happens axel whispers somethins into roxass' ear and he turns and they kiss,
the twins look at eachother, both have deep red blushes on their faces, kaoru leans in close , his brother can feel the warmth of his breath on his face....... the all of a sudden a cake pop's up out of nowhere and kaoru pulls away quickly grabbing on to his brother scared. all of a sudden honey walks out of nowhere and starts to eat the cake....you can hear a faint screaming out of no where. "dont eat so much honey" yelled mori
the hitachiin twins looks into eachother's eyes with confusion as they walked on.
-- Meanwhile : " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP EATING ME" sephiroth screamed. honey jumped away in fright. "what is this"honey said " i am the all mighty sephiroth" " sephy whatta whaaaa?" " i will rule the whole world" he exlamied "will there be cake" " absolutely not " honey starts to cry and pounces on the cake yelling " I AM THE WOLFMAN!!!!!"