Street Fighter Clubhouse
By TheOne
It all started after Ryu and Ken got in a big fight about who showers first in the waterfall. They had a pissing contest and surprisingly, Ryu won.
Ryu: I've been practicing.
Ken: You have not.
And so this started the Street Fighter Clubhouse fanfic. Ryu starts a boring club for serious fighters only. And Ken starts a clubhouse named Be Cool. Of course you have to be cool, so Ryu was the first reject from there.
Meanwhile at the Serious Only club…
Ryu: Hmmm, kinda boring huh?
Nobody: …….
Ryu: I think I should start bringing people in.
Ryu heads over to his friend Chun Li.
Ryu: Hey there Chun Li! Wanna join my club? It's called Serious Only.
Chun Li: well.. Ken already talked to me about Be Cool.
Ryu: Has he? How bout you join both of ours. Be a secret spy for me.
Chun Li: Well, Ken already knew you'd do this, so HE asked me to be his spy.
Ryu: Oh dratorrooneee!
Chun Li: ……
Ryu is saddened.
Ryu: I know! E. Honda! He said I was like a brother to him. Cause we're Japanese!
Ryu stupidly skips over to E. Honda's.
Ryu: Hey E. Honda! Wanna join my new- It's you.
Ken: Yeah. E. Honda's in my club, he gets a huge buffet once he joins.
Ryu lowers his head.
Ken: I don't think you could afford it!
Ryu: You take that back!
Ken: How?
Ryu: Hmmm, never thought about how to take phrases back.
Ken: Lamo.
Ryu: You take that back! E. Honda! I can give you tons of Japanese food.
E. Honda: Well….I'm sorta bored of Japanese food.
Ryu: TRAITOR!!!
Ryu runs out.
Ryu: There's gotta be at least one person to join my club. Who else is serious? M. Bison!
So Ryu heads over to the Shadowlaw base.
Bison: What do you want punk?
Ryu: Now, now M. Buffalo.
Bison: It's M. Bison, you idiot.
Ryu: Oh, I always thought it was M. Buffalo. Anyways, wanna join my club?
Bison: Why, You mean it? I really wanted a friend! I mean, sure stupid, I feel sorry for you! I'll join your stupid club.
Ryu: Well if your joining cuz you feel sorry for me then I should ask someone else.
Bison: NO! I mean, I'll join. You don't need to cry you baby.
Ryu: Well, if I'm a baby, I guess I have to find others to join besides you.
Bison: FINE! I'll join! I really need a friend. Vega broke up with me yesterday. The brute, he found another man!
Ryu: ……WELL! Let's head over to my dojo!
Bison: Why?
Ryu: That's my clubhouse!
Bison: Let's just have our club at our base. It's bigger.
Ryu: I don't feel comfortable being around Sagat and those soldiers.
Bison: We can lay together on the love bed I have.
Ryu: ….Oh my god. You have a love bed? I'd love to lay together!
Bison: I was kidding, Ryu.
Ryu: Uhh, me too! Hey, let's let Sagat join our club. We need a tall freak in here, too!
Sagat: Why you!
Ryu: Don't make me give you another scar!
Sagat: yes sir!
Ryu: Works every time.
Bison: Does it?!?! Let me try. SAGAT! COME OVER HERE!
Sagat: You can't boss me around!
Bison: Don't make me give you another scar!
Sagat: yes sir!
Sagat comes over to Bison.
Bison: Kiss my nipples.
Sagat: Ewwww! I ain't gonna do that!!!
Bison: Don't make me give you another one of those scars.
Sagat: Anything you say boss.
Sagat kisses Bison's nipples. Ryu turns his head away.
Ryu: WOULD YOU STOP THAT!
Sagat: Kinda juicy.
Ryu: Oh sick. You have to be serious to join my club.
Bison: Actually, it kinda tickles in a good way.
Ryu: Please stop.
Bison: Sagat stop!
Sagat: You can't (kiss) tell me (kiss) what to (kiss) do!
Bison: Don't make me give you a scar.
Sagat stops kissing.
Ryu: Whew. No wonder everybody hates you guys. Hey is that Vega?
Vega: Why yes Ryu. I just want to cut you baby.
Ryu: Umm, let's not. Wanna join my club?
Vega: Sorry, I joined the Be Cool Club, cuz Chun Li's in there.
Ryu: Oh………HADOKEN!!!
Vega blasts into pieces and a huge round dent on the wall with Vega's mask appears.
Bison: Whoa.
Sagat: totally.
Ryu: Let's start by decorating! Let's put scrolls all over the place with wooden sliding doors like in my dojo.
Bison: I'm not turning this place into a Japanese freak place.
Ryu: You better! Or your outta the club!
Bison: Alright. Sagat! Come help me tell the soldiers to buy stuff.
Sagat: Why can't you tell them? You know I have diarrhea! I can't walk for a long time.
Bison: Okay. You just head on over to the restroom.
Sagat: It's one whole mile to get there. You really should…uh oh.
Bison: What? What!?!
Sagat: heh heh. You guys cover your nose.
Ryu: Why? OH! SICK!! SAGAT!!!!
Sagat: I had to let it out. You know how forceful farts are!
Ryu: …..Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Sagat! Your outta the club!
Sagat: I'm not the first reject am I?
Ryu: NO, ken is.
Sagat: Oh good. Well see you guys. And take this.
Ryu covers his nose once again.
Read and Review this peoples! It's been awhile since I wrote a SF fic. I've been writing Tekken.