Title- Buttons

Disclaimer- I do not own anything. I just write for the hell of it.

Authors Notes- Okay so this idea came about when one of my friends and I were talking about Duncan. So I give her some credit because she helped with this. It's a little different but I hope you all enjoy. The quotes are both ones I found on line or ones my buds and I have made up. Feel free to tell me what you think. Please no flames. Sorry for any mistakes I made or if it's not very good.

Pairings- Duncan/Gwen/ Alejandro. Others may be mentioned. Yes it's a threesome…I couldn't decide which pairing so I smooshed them together.

Summary- Because Duncan loved to push peoples buttons…Especially Gwen and Alejandro's…

Trouble

-The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Three teens sat on a bench by the dean's office. Alejandro and Gwen knew that they were all in a lot of trouble. The Goth turned to Duncan who to her horror was relaxed. He was so relaxed in fact he was sitting with his arms behind his head. What surprised her was the smile that he was wearing.

"How can you be smiling at a time like this?" she asked him quietly. Alejandro turned to him.

"Do you think it's funny? What you did could get us suspended or worst expelled!" the Latino scolded him. The punk waved them off.

"You two need to relax. I got the situation under control."

"You want us to relax?" Alejandro asked.

"Seriously how can you sit there with that smile and tell us that?" Gwen sighed, "And the last time you told us you have everything under control what happened?"

Duncan stayed silent.

"Did you forget already amigo? We got detention for 2 weeks. ¿Y que vuelves hacer? Lo mismo."

"Al, you know I hate it when you speak to me in Spanish. I can't understand you."

"Good, and don't call me Al."

"Seriously guys, relax. We aren't going to get in trouble."

"How do you know that?"

"Because, I got Cody to take the blame. The dean will go easy on him."

"How did you get him to take the blame? Did you threaten him?" the Latino asked. Duncan shook his head and smiled.

"It was easy really; you know the nerd will do anything for Gwen."

"You are really something else."

"That was just wrong amigo."

"I owe the nerd but at least we aren't in trouble. Yet."

Flavors

-Different flavors, different taste, different opinions.

"I'm telling you that apple is the better flavor."

"No, amigo, watermelon is the better flavor." The Latino argued back.

"No it isn't."

"Claro que si. No seas estúpido."

"Whatever, you know I'm right."

"You are mistaken my friend, watermelon is the best hands down."

How is watermelon better?"

"It's sweeter."

"Yeah it's sweeter that's why it sucks."

"Apple sucks."

"You suck."

This discussion turned argument began over jolly ranchers. Yes, jolly ranchers. As the two continued their arguing the goth sitting on the couch was losing her patience. Seriously, how was she suppose to finish reading her book if the two idiots would be quiet. Deciding that she's heard enough Gwen decided to intervene.

"Will you two stop? You're arguing. Over candy."

"No. Were arguing because he won't admit I'm right." The punk explained. The Latino glared at him.

"I can't admit that because you're wrong, mi amigo."

Gwen sighed.

"Well will one of you admit you're wrong so I can read my book? Or better yet go somewhere else and have your discussion there?"

"Well will you be willing to settle this?" Alejandro asked. Gwen raised an eyebrow. She thought about it for a minute and then nodded. At this point she'd do anything to get them to stay quiet.

"What do I have to do?" she asked.

"Try the candy and tell us which is better, apple or watermelon." Duncan explained.

Gwen took the bag of jolly ranchers and tried them all. Once she was done she looked at both of them and smiled.

"Apple was good." She told them.

"Hah! See I told you."

"But so was watermelon." Gwen added.

"Told you."

"Wait but which was one was better, sunshine?" the punk asked.

"Neither. The best flavor is blue raspberry.

Pick up lines

-Most pick up lines don't work out well…

Duncan sat on one of the chairs in the nurses' office icing his black eye. He was waiting for Gwen to go to the nurses' office so he wouldn't be there alone. He winced in pain as he applied a little pressure on his eye. Hopefully the nurse had an eye patch he could use to cover it up. He heard the door open and he saw Gwen walk in. She looked at him and her eyes went wide.

"Damn. What the hell happened?" she asked.

"Its actually a funny story Pasty."

"Is it really?"

"No not at all."

"What happened? Did Cody punch you again?" Gwen teased. Duncan frowned.

"Ha-ha, no. And that only happened one time."

"Twice actually."

"The first time didn't count. That one was an accident."

"Sure."

"Anyway, Eva is the one who hit me."

"What did you do?"

"To Eva? Nothing. But she thought otherwise. You see I was walking with Geoff when I saw Lindsay walking out of class. I didn't notice that Eva was there. So I used a pick up line, meant for Lindsay and things went south from there."

"What pick up line did you use?" The Goth asked her boyfriend. She wasn't the jealous type, she knew that Duncan along with Alejandro were womanizers. "Was it a dirty one?" she added.

"It depends on what you would call dirty, sweetheart."

"Which one did you use?" she sighed.

"Well after I called her name out I used my finger to wave her to me. So when she along with Eva walked over to me."

"What did you say?"

"I said, See I just made you come to me by using my fingers,imagine what I could do with the rest of my body?"

"Oh brother."

"And then Eva punched me."

"I would have punched you."

"You wound me."

"Sure." She replied sarcastically.

"Where's Al?"

"In class. Why?"

"Man I wanted to try a pick up line on him."

Gwen rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"You never learn."

Authors Note- Well that's one chapter done. Lol if any one reads let me know what you think. Thanks.