Authors Note: Hello! If your reading then your in for a surprise because this is gonna be real funny. Warning: Do not read while eating do not read while at an important event and do not read if your chewing on an object.
Legolas: Turned into a fashion model and had to shave his hair if he wanted to fit in with the others. Was nominated best Disney princess and won.
Gimli: Was the fifth dwarf in Snow White and and worked as a diamond miner for his life. He was addicted to Mohandas Ghandi and loved doing the hokey pokey while listening to schycopaths who said they would kill him if he didn't wash his hair cause it smelled like a mixture of corpses and puke.
Aragorn: After the last war, was addicted to shiny rings and started having tea parties with gollum who mysteriously is still alive. He ditched Arwen. Serves her right!
Gandalf: Became Gandalf the yellow and blue. Had meetings with Dumbledore and worked on S.P.E.W with Hermione. Later he became obsessed with cats and became known as the crazy cat man. Well that's what happens to loners.
Eowyn: I can't do anything bad to her. Favorite character right here.
Arwen: Got an Afro and became a disco dancer. She later retired and took on yoga. Five years later she married her pet goat. All of this happened after Aragorn ditched her.
Frodo: Turned into a house elf. That's the only nice thing that I can say about him. The rest is very tragic.
Sam: Became a baker despite his diet plan. Let them all eat cake! Hee hee!
Pipin: Became the red power ranger. Go go power rangers pipin style.
Merry: Started shooting in Pakistani dramas.
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