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Night of the kyubi attack
Minato was at Kushina's side in an underground bunker, she wasn't due until another 2 days but Minato didn't want to take any chances, the safety of his village and the lives of his children were at stake. 9 months ago he found out he was having a child, 3 months later he found out he was having twins and they were of the opposite gender. Kushina wanted to name the female child Akane and Minato wanted to name male child Naruto after the main character in his sensei's novel Tales of a Gutsy Ninja.
"Hokage-sama" said an ANBU with a bear mask, "Danzo-sama says everything is clear."
Minato gave the ANBU a nod and the disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
"Minato-kun, do you really need an ANBU to give you the all clear every hour, on top of the detection barrier you have" asked Kushina.
Minato replied "Yes, it's my job as the Hokage to make sure the kyubi isn't released and my job as a father to make sure that my children make it into this world safely."
"I know but the one with silver hair that reads the weird orange book sorta creeps me out a litt-"
"Shhhh, someone is coming this way."
And right on cue a man about 5'6 in height wearing a white mask walked through the door and stared at Minato. Minato pulled out his signature three pronged kunai and held it at a defensive position across his chest and took half a step forward.
"Who are you" said Minato in a dangerously low tone.
"An OG that wants the Kyubi" said the masked man.
The ANBU with silver hair dropped his book made a few hand signs and rushed at the "OG" with a fistful of lightning, but as the fist connected it passed straight threw the man who in turn grabbed the shocked ANBU and put a kunai threw his kidney.
"Bastard" said Minato and started to rush at the stranger but was stopped by the voice of his lover.
"Minato, my water broke" said Kushina
Minato turned to the three other ANBU in the room and told them to take Kushina to the hospital and call Tsunade to go there too.
The ANBU left with Kushina and that left the masked man and Minato alone to fight it out.
Tsunade was doing what she always does during night, drinking with Shizune. It was the one thing that could make her feel good when so many other things in her life went wrong. But as if life was giving her another FU an ANBU came through her door and spilled six of her sake bottles.
"Tsunade-sama" said the ANBU "The Hokage said to go to the hospital and deliver Kushina-samas' children"
"It's a good thing I only had 12 bottles to drink" said Tsunade "come on shizune"
"Lead the WAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY" yelled shizune while struggling to get on the feet.
Back at the secret bunker Minato was hardly even touched and same went for the "OG".
"I'll be back" simply said the stranger.
But Minato wasn't about to let the man get away so easily and threw a kunai at him and teleported right in front of him and follower with a roundhouse kick to the man's face but it was too late, the man vanished into his left eye hole. Minato sighed and teleported to Kushina.
Kushina was 6 hours into her labor and sounded like a banshee screaming her head off and using very very fowl language to express the amount of pain she was in. Tsunade was by her side looking at something interesting on the ceiling when all of a sudden Minato appeared in the room glanced at Tsunade then held Kushina's hand trying to calm her down.
But instead Kushina went off on him telling him "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN WHYDON'T YOU TRY AND SQUEEZE A INFANT OUT OF YOUR VAGINA"
Tsunade was watching the events unfold in front of her while a still drunk Shizune was laughing at the thought of the Yondaime Hokage having a vagina.
Another six hours later and one baby popped out of Kushina, it was the girl Akane about 10 minutes later the boy popped out Naruto. And 20 dead ANBU later the masked man appeared again and casually walked in the room. Minato told Tsunade and the now bored Jiraya about the masked "OG" and as soon as he walked through the door Tsunade threw a right hook at his face but went through as planed and as he turned around to finish her off Jiraya put a rasengan in his back, but was surprised as it still went through. Jiraya fell on top of Tsunade and his rasengan hit the adjacent wall causing a loud boom to go through the hospital.
Minato was checking on his children when he heard the bang and teleported back to Kushina, the masked man had a kunai to Kushina's throat and said "Today the leaf falls" and vanished into his left eye. Minato was about to teleport again but was stopped by a badly cut nurse who said that one of his children was taken before collapsing on the floor. Minato ran back to the nursery to find that Naruto was already gone but Haru was still there. Minato told an ANBU to get Tsume Inuzuka, Haishi Hyuga, and Shika Aburame and follow after Naruto. The ANBU nodded and took Narutos' blanket before leaving to find the ninja he was ordered to find.
Meanwhile Kushina was strung up by four black chains, her shirt removed to show the seal and nearly give the "OG" a nosebleed. Kushina didn't care she was exposed but was more scared of the kyubi getting loose and destroying the village her husband works so hard to protect. Then it happened, the man finished his hand signs and walked up to Kushina and struck the seal with an open palm, Kushina felt like her stomach was about to explode with the rest of her body, a tornado or red chakra came out of the seal and started to take shape first the head and the body then the legs and last the dreaded nine tails, but then it ended and Kushina was face to face with her now freed prisoner. The Kyubi looked at the man that freed him but felt a strange chakra taking control of him. The masked man smiled underneath his mask and ordered it to destroy the village that caused him to lose the respect of his clan and his younger brother.
Minato teleported on front of Kushina and saw the Kyubi about to crush the both of them, he threw his knife as far as he could and disappeared in a yellow flash. Minato looked at the resting form of his wife and kissed her on her forehead before leaving to take care of the Kyubi.
Jiraya was standing on top of Gamabunta blocking the Kyubis' path into the village.
Gamabunta asked Jiraya "What the hell are supposed to do to him, he is the nine tailed fox second strongest of all the biju."
Jiraya said "We only have to distract him until Minato or Hiruzen arrive"
Gamabunta blew out some smoke before jumping into the air, making a few hand signs, and shouting Water style: Water bullets jutsu!"
Minato was standing in front of the man with the white mask. Minato asked him "What is your name" the mask man said "Tobi" then they both rushed at each other. Minato had a three pronged kunai in one hand and was charging a rasengan in his left, Tobi revealed a plain kunai he hid in his right sleeve. About three feet away from the masked man Minato threw his knife in the center of his forehead which went straight threw and Tobi swung with his kunai but before he connected with Minatos temple he disappeared and reappeared on top of the masked man and hit him with the rasengan but, unlike the knife, the rasengan connected and pushed Tobi to the ground which caused Tobi to take the full force of the blast.
"It seems I underestimated you ho-"Tobi coughed up some blood "Hokage"
Minato didn't acknowledge his words and teleported to the leaf village.
"Jackass" said Tobi.
When Minato got to the village he saw Jiraya riding on Gamabunta who was desperately trying to land a hit while not being hit by the Kyubi, and the water bullets that did strike did as much damage as a water balloon hitting a steel wall. Minato threw a three pronged Kunai at Gamabunta and teleported to it.
Jiraya was his former student standing next to him as said "Got and bright ideas?"
Minato said "I'm going to summon the soul reaper, go end get Akane from the hospital she is on the 7th floor"
Jiraya nodded and left to go and get Akane while Gamabunta was still locked in mortal combat with the Kyubi.
Hiruzen was awoken at 4a.m by an ANBU who said the Kyubi was released and was now trying to destroy the village. Initially this news shocked the retired Hokage but he knew what he had to do, he paid his final respects to his deceased mother, father and wife before heading out to do what must be done.
Minato was about ready with the summoning jutsu when the Kyubi started to make a highly condensed ball of chakra that would wipe out the entire village and then some, Minato teleported to the place there the ball would hit first which was oddly the thirds face and was prepared to use his signature jutsu to teleport the ball away. When the ball was launched it stopped 3 feet in front of the Hokage monument and caused a crack to go across the thirds face before being teleported 100 miles outside of Konoha.
When Minato teleported back to the battleground with the Kyubi he was shocked to see Hiruzen had already summoned the soul reaper and was holding the Kyubi down.
Minato ran up to him and asked him why.
Hiruzen replied "It's a shinobis' dream to die on the battlefield against a strong opponent, and you have a family to take care of."
Minato felt a tug in his chest when he said that "I've been a dad for less than a day and I already lost one of my children." He thought.
Minato looked up at the sky and saw that the sun was starting to come up and made a brilliant orange against the night's blue heavens. The orange reminded him of his oldest son Kenji, he was the typical Namikaze with azure blue eyes and the family's signature orange hair that he ties into a ponytail that goes to his mid-back, he is short around 3'6 with an attitude like his fathers.
Then there was Akane and Naruto, his new borns, Naruto has blue eyes and orange, spiky hair just like his father and Akane is the only one with red hair and hazel eyes, she has an uncanny resemblance to her mother.
Minatos thoughts were interrupted by his sensei running toward them with a pink bundle held protectively against his chest. Jiraya showed Minato the infant with red hair and nodded, Minato summoned a shrine made of grey stone with a cushion large enough to fit one infant and six candles, three on top and three on bottom. Minato carefully placed his child onto the cushion while Jiraya got a napkin and dipped it into a bottle of milk and gave it to the baby to suck on. Hiruzen pulled the Kyubis down and sealed it into the infant who started to cry; the seal took shape and formed on the child's stomach. Hiruzen started to fall but was caught by a sobbing Jiraya.
The Kumo ninjas that took Naruto were heading back to their land, but was stopped a man with a white and green bowler hat, dull blonde hair, green shirt and pants, and a black over coat with a white diamond pattern along the bottom. Next to him stood a woman with brown skin and purple hair, yellow feral looking eyes. She was wearing an orange sweat shirt with white shoulder pads and under that a one piece training suit. The man spoke first.
"Well what do we have here four Kumo Jonin on a mission to retrieve one of the Hokage's children am I wrong?"
The Kumo ninjas all wore the same thing, a black face mask that covers the entire head, a black training suit and over that a white shirt.
The Kumo ninja in front asked "Who are you?"
"Kisuke Urahara a humble shopkeeper and this is my assistant Yoruichi Shihoin" said the man.
The female gave him a glare "Assistant?"
"Sorry, how about part-time manager?"
The Kumo ninjas sweat dropped, they all thought these were some weak entrepreneurs.
The Kumo ninja in the back asked "What do you want?"
"We want the child you are carrying" said Yoruichi.
The Kumo ninjas looked at each other then laughed. "How are you two going to take out the four best Jonin in Kum-"he was interrupted by Yoruichi's elbow digging into his stomach.
"It seems you got my part-time manager angry, ill just turn around and cover my ears" said Kisuke
A few seconds later Kisuke turned around and saw Yoruichi standing in the middle of the four unconscious Kumo ninja and a blue bundle in her arms.
"That took longer than usual your getting rusty" said Kisuke.
"You're lucky I have this brat in my arms or I would go over there and kick your ass"
"And you're going to have him in your hands for the next 8 years or at least until we can start to train him."
"What's so special about this boy anyway?"
Kisuke's eyes turned serious "He has an ungodly amount of spiritual energy which makes him a prime target for hollows and a danger to those around him. It only means that he has a very strong zanpakto which could be an asset to us."
"Whatever, I want some nachos and since I'm going to be playing mommy you're going to play husband" and with that she walked away swaying her hips. Kisuke's eyes almost bulged out of his eye sockets and a nosebleed that would make an average man faint.
But something still bothered Yoruichi "Are we going to return him to his family?"
"Yes, after we train him I'll tell him who his family is, I'm sure he will want to meet them so I'll leave him alone until he dies and goes to the soul society."
"How far are we going to train him?"
"We'll teach him bankai, there is no telling who wants him."
With that they walked off back to their shop.
I'm not sure how regularly I'm going to put these up, I'm bored out of my mind in the military so it would probably be every three days or so.
Critisizim is welcome, I was going to have Naruto meet his family when he turns 15, but if you guys want to see him return earlier then just say so.