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There was something about me that attracted trouble, and most of those trouble included getting kidnapped. Back in my world, my being kidnapped revolved around three things. One, for obvious reasons, I could detect the shards. Two, delusional Kouga put a claim on his woman. And lastly three, humans and demons alike just loved to use me as bait. Now that I was suddenly thrown into a new world, I just couldn't help but curse my luck. To make it even worse, the jewel wasn't even complete and whatever jewel we had, was with Ms. Clay Pot, courtesy of Inuyasha. Idiot got tricked again. Just as I was about to say the magic three-lettered word, I landed myself in the unknown.

"Great, just great." Mumbling under my breath, I glared at the innocent tall trees and anything my eyes landed on.

What freaked me out was how well I was taking this. Normally, people would scream their heads off, running around like crazed homos shouting- 'Arghh! Where am I', or in a more colourful version, 'Holy fucking hell! Where the shitty fucks hell am I'. Really it did amaze me, but considering that this has happened once before, I was open to new possibilities. The only thing is I didn't expect this new possibility. Glad that I had completed my priestess training and the Ice Lord himself had trained me, I was ready for battle.

Sharp objects that closely resembled a knife and some four pointed star headed towards me at a frightening speed. An invisible barrier immediately put up in place, I couldn't help but sigh in relief as the weapons harmlessly fell before my feet. As much as I loved the colour pink, I did not appreciate the fact that my powers were pink- too much pink really was a put off. So, you can imagine my surprise when a girl about my age dropped down before me covered head to toe in pink, and when I say head, I mean her hair was freaking pink. Next to her appeared a blonde guy with large blue hues. Then, on the other side of the pinkie appeared a black haired guy, whose hair closely looked similar to a chickens' butt…? Thinking that was all to it, I screamed bloody Mary when a silver haired man, whose face was covered with a black mask and a head band covering an eye, popped in front of the trio.

"Who are you?" The people here didn't wait for shit; they got straight to the point. I gulped. Even if I faced worst than them, I was still scared shitless at what unknown things they could throw at me. Opening my mouth for a reply, I found my mouth had refused to work its solitary purpose. Words caught at the tip of my tongue, I tried to hold up my strong facade and think of a quick escape.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto, future Hokage, believe it!"

Random much. If this was an anime, I would have sweat-dropped and probably had a 'Gah' expression on my face- good thing its not though. My lack of a reply already made me look like a fool. But compared to what Blondie just did, I can take some comfort. Feeling a bit peeved, I tried to put on an innocent act.

"Oh…well, I don't really know where I am. So, I-"

"Cut the crap," Oh hell no, pinkie did not just cut me off. "Your innocent act is kind of lame, it's not like you're attracting anyone." With that last thought that she mumbled, she passed a shy glance towards chicken butt next to her. Pssh, pathetic-typical fan girl. Always gotta have one, no matter what world. Though, I can't really talk much, I was like that considering Inuyasha, but at least I accepted defeat and took it with pride. This girl here is as delusional as Jaken is when thinking Sesshomaru-sama love's him. The day Ice Prince will love is the day I'll kiss Jaken's little green excuse of a bumpy ass- Not including Rin, it has to be a love, lover.

My whole attitude and persona did a one eighty degree turn.

"Oh for fuck sakes, just tell me where I am. It's not like I'm some spy or anything."

"Hn, just some beggar, nothing to involve ourselves with." Muttered chicken butt. I zeroed on him with an imitation of Sesshomaru's glare. If the guy was picking a fight, I'd give him one. But, before I could retort, wild silver beat me to it.

"Sorry about his rudeness, he's just grumpy from our last mission. Well, I'm Hatake Kakashi, you know Naruto, and the girl is Haruno Sakura and gloomy here is, Uchiha Sasuke…"

Ha-ha, gloomy- good one.

"Higurashi Kagome, so mind telling me where I am?" Cause really, I don't think I wanted to repeat the same question again.

Kakashi cleared his throat. "You are on the outskirts of the Hidden Leaf Village. I'm sorry to say this, but you will have to come with us. It really isn't anything serious. You haven't caused harm, but your peculiar kekkei genkai and suspicious appearance will have to be taken in to the Hokage, seeing as though you have no village headband…"

What kekkei genkai was, I had not fucking idea, but I did know that I wasn't some kind of report that he had to take to this Hokage person (whoever and whatever that is) and I really had no choice. Unless I wanted to be stranded in the middle of nowhere, this weird group was my first class ticket home.

"I guess…?" I nodded. Not knowing what to do next, we kind of stood there in an awkward silence. I didn't know how they travelled so I was waiting for someone to make the first move (particularly Kakashi), but they were busy contemplating something…something…

After a minute or so, the silence was getting to me. "So, what's a kekkei genkai?" Naruto, baffled, actually made a 'Gah' face. Sakura followed on his expression as high and mighty, Sasuke, snorted. Kakashi, despite the mask covering his lower face, I could make out the lines of lips move into a frown. Did I say something I shouldn't have? Was it as bad as Lord Voldemot?

"Kekkei genkai is a bloodline limit, something that can only be inherited through your…bloodline. Basically it's a special technique, something like your invisible barrier."

"Umm…I'm just another miko." I wasn't, but it wouldn't hurt them if I kept quite about that.

Naruto scratched his head. "Miko?" Sakura bonked him on his head. Whoa! Crazy lady alert.

"Naruto…" She chided. "Don't you listen to anything?" she then turned her green hues (surprisingly not pink) towards me in a heated look. "Mikos are just a myth, don't even try and fool us. We're not dumb- even if you were, mikos don't cuss."

I scoffed. Myth? Just where the hell did the cat drop me in? First speeding sharp objects, then sudden appearances, hidden villages, and miko-myths- what were they, some type of ninjas. Cuss? Well this miko can.

"She's probably some spy from the Iwagakure, their ninja's are nothing but sneaky and vile."

Oh great, ninjas. Kagome, you spoke way too soon.

"I am a miko; unless you want me to prove it, like oh I don't know, purify the demon inside Naruto." I snapped.

I never asked for all for all of this. All I wanted was a small barbeque at the Shrine Backyard for my fifteenth birthday, with my family and friends, and a birthday wish that my three insane friends would give up on their matchmaking tryst between Hojo and I- was it too much to ask. Apparently yes, it was. Because instead, I got a past adventure that concerned me, a certain jewel, a certain hanyou, a certain evil hanyou and, a certain infamous clay pot ex-lover. Actually, it was way too much to ask, because not only was I in the middle of my sudden quest, I'm now in a ninja world. When I find my back way home, I'm going to finish Kikyo off once and for all. Just because I'm her reincarnation, doesn't mean I have to be punished for her fucking misgivings, and a lot of them had to do with the fact that underneath her living kindness, she was a cold hearted witch who saw love as conditional. I don't know what Inuyasha saw and still does, but damn, he needs to get some serious full demon eyes. At least everyone else is hating on her, so screw you slut! Anyways…back to the present…

"Naruto hosting the Kyuubi is no secret. It is known around the countries." My eyes narrowed. Pinkie was starting to get on my nerves. This was really troublesome.

"I really don't give a rat's ass if you don't believe me or whoever Kyuubi is. I just want to go home. Tie me up, blind fold me, what the fuck ever, just take me to this Hokage so I can give that guy a piece of my mind."

If they won't help, maybe the Hokage would. Hopefully it was some leader, a wise one at that.

"Alright then, lets go!" again, there was that awkward silence.

"Is something wrong?" I held back on the long line of curses that was about to burst. Kakashi nodded.

"Hmm, well I guess I can carry you." He said. I sized him up. Something about his aura and generally him made me want to think twice before taking up his offer. Instead, I made my own.

"That's alright, I'm fine following."

"You won't be able to keep up." He shot back. I was trained by the mayor of slave driver; I think I can handle their speed. Rolling my eyes, I gathered a bit of my ki onto my feet and disappeared, appearing behind Kakashi in less than a second.

I whispered, almost desperate. "Still think I can't keep up." Smirking as he shivered, I blew on him one more time before re-appearing where I once stood.

"Liar! You are so a ninja!" Oh please, not this again. Pinkie was really tiring me out. I didn't bother encouraging her in a full blown fight. I don't think I wanted to kill their teammate. Finally, things were moving on.

"So…" I started as we jumped tree to tree. "Why is your village hidden, do you not want people to find you?" Sasuke nearly fell of his tree. Naruto cracked up in laughter.

"Ha-ha, you're so funny Kagome!"

Really? Because I didn't get it. And I still didn't when the village came into view. Hidden my fucking ass. You could see the village's huge gates from a mile away. Were these people lying to me…? But anyways, it didn't take long until I was faced with the Hokage- an old man with a Chinese styled straw hat and a smoking pipe caught in between his thin lips and who had incredibly long bottom lashes…or it was just a tattoo but I'm pretty sure it was his lashes. He sized me up, taking in a long drag. Suddenly I felt under dressed and for the first time, I realized what Sesshomaru was on about. My short green school skirt hid nothing (I don't even know I kept wearing that?). Casting a glace around the room, I also noticed how Kakashi's eyes were glued on a strange orange book, but kept sparing me a glance down south. Back to the Hokage guy, he blew a line of smoke evaporating into the air.

Oh, Fuuuuck!

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